It’s weird to be writing a blog post today. Why? Because for the last five Newyear’s Eves, we’ve had a party going on, so writing a blog post, if the blog had existed that whole time, wouldn’t be happening. But this year we decided not to have a party, so here I am. The holidays …
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Happy Holidays Everybody!
You know the drill. It’s that time of year again. I’m off to the primitive land of dialup and a computer that’s probably choking on spyware and who knows what else. So it’ll probably be a while before I can post again, which sucks, becauseI have lots of ideas. Maybe I’ll be able to slip …
Tell me why?
Tell me the earthly reason why we must have stockings for pets. They’re not going to open them. Christmas doesn’t exist in arf arf world or meow meow land. So why pay extra for a bunch of little toys? Why not buy them a bone and some treats or a ball of string and be …
Badda, Ba, Ba, ba, I’m a Cheap Prick.
Oh boy. We now have the most corny and cheap gift possible. Mcdonalds gift cards! I saw an ad for them yesterday, and just about died. The chirpy chipper girl on the ad said, “Why not buy them something you know they already love?” Ok, I’m all about the gift cards. They make things easier …
Tis the Season to…huh?
Am I going deaf, or does anyone else, while not really paying attention to the TV hear, clear as a bell, “Tis the season to wallow?” Then you realise it’s “Tis the season to wow them,” because a commercial for Best Buy starts. But every single time I hear that commercial, I think it’s saying …
A Funky Christmas Quiz
I saw this on another blog, and then Jen emailed it to me, so I think something’s telling me I’m meant to fill it out. So off we go into the land of Christmas. 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?Oh, it’s gotta be hot chocolate, baby! Especially if it’s damn cold and you just froze …
Whatever the hell comes Out.
I just felt like writing a random post. It sucks, because I can’t remember one of the things I was going to write about as I sit here. Hopefully it’ll come to me. So it’s less than two weeks until Christmas. So why in hell do I not feel in the Christmas spirit? The Christmas …
2 Things I Want For Christmas
It’s that time of year again. Time for my friends, family and blog readers [yeah right] to start asking the big question. “Steve, what do you want for Christmas?” Most years I kind of pause and just say “I dunno, just get me a gift certificate or something,” but this year I actually have 2 …
Angels We Have Heard on High, Tell Us To Go Out and Buy!
Well Happy New Year, hope the holidays were good, I’m not going to even think that they were restful. After all, whose Christmas holidays are? And as for the title of this post, no no no, I’m not funny enough to come up with that on my own. That was a stolen lyric from Tom …
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I’m Sleepy
Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but it’s the holidays anyway, you should be out celebrating something. The site will still be here in January when the so-called “Christmas vacation” is over. By the way, whoever came up with that term needs to be slapped mightily and repeatedly. It might be time away from …
