National Access Awareness Week Promo, Radio Edition.

Well, here comes another episode of let’s giggle at Carin trying to make a radio ad. I think next time, I might get Steve to voice the ad. Even though people seem to think so, I don’t think I make good radio ads. I made 2 ads for our upcoming National Access Awareness Week, one …

Separating Fools From Their Money And Cracking The Rest Of Us Up

If there’s anything the business world is good at, it’s creating problems that nobody has, convincing people that they have them and then selling them something useless with which to solve them. Today’s example of this statement in action comes in the form of the EZ Cracker egg cracker and separator. Yes, no more messy …

Come Down To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too Drug Mart

I saw a commercial that sort of pissed me off. It was for Rexall Pharma Plus. It was talking about how budgets were tight, but don’t worry, savings were there for you…through the Rexall elite program. Look for the symbol, and save 50% on things like Mascara! Yeah, because mascara is a damn necessity of …

Give Me Back That Filet-Of-Fish, Give Me That Fish

Damn this story, it has this commercial swirling around in my head. Rashon East thought the McDonald’s employee was taking too damn long to give him his filet-o-fish. So…he decided to climb through the window and get it himself. Oh, and to slap the employee and smack him against the counter too. Then, when the …

Your Baby Can Read…If You Read To Him

I woke up in the middle of the night to an infomercial for this DVD set called Your Baby Can Read! They were charging upwards of $200 for this set of DVD’s and cards that you could use to start teaching your baby, as in under a year old, to read. I remember thinking “What …

Talking Blind Man’s Blues

Jen sent me something that I think needs a spot up on this old blog. I give you the Talking Blind Man’s Blues. It says it’s by Chrissie Cochrane, but I swear Chrissie a. is female and b. doesn’t sound like that. But it’s a good song and it made me chuckle. And it also …

This Video Blows!

Edit: I guess I got my wish when I said this video has to go. It’s been pulled. I doubt they did it for me though. It’s probably because that video is out of date. Hopefully they didn’t make a new, crappy one for the Victor Reader Trek. Aside: Hahahahaha Victor Reader Trek. Is anyone …

More Bad Ads

Here we go with a few commercials that have caught our attention. While I was at home, I happened to walk by the TV, which is near the table where we eat. As I did, I heard something to the effect of “You’re in a tropical paradise…when it hits you. The gut-wrenching panic of traveller’s …