There are so many questions here. Hope L. Neff was a homeless woman who was staying with a family temporarily, we don’t know why. For no apparent reason, she went up to the attic and lit a mattress on fire to see how fast it would burn. Then she just came back downstairs and said …
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Well At Least Help Would Have Been Nearby
Damn this story. “Hat and Feet” by Fountains of Wayne is in my head. And damn it, I can’t find a way to link to it. Grayson Peterka is one lucky boy. His parents should go buy a lottery ticket in his honour. Peterka and his family were enjoying themselves at a family barbecue, when …
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Online Parolympic Coverage
I just got a link to hopefully better parolympic coverage than we’re going to see on actual TV. Apparently, parolympic action will be broadcast online at http://paralympicsport.tv. The site works, but woe is me, there is no commentary! I think I am watching sledge hockey right now, but I will never know the score. So…to …
That Can’t Be Good For The Score!
How fitting. A stolen car was tracked to the address of Michael Ray Ekes. He was arrested. What was he doing when he was arrested? Playing Grand Theft Auto! I wonder if he was comparing the video game to the real deal. Here’s a question. Was he in the process of losing the game when …
How’d That Happen
It’s hard to resist posting easy, childish stuff like this sometimes.Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the diet programme. The Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities …
Warning Shot Through The Head
You’re riding along in your car, and you see a guy biking on a busy road with his kid in a child’s seat. This concerns you and you decide to approach the man. If you’re Charles Diez, you shoot the man driving the bike in the head! Luckily, the guy was wearing a bike helmet, …
So Much For The Who Done It Part
A trainload of people attending a murder mystery dinner show near North Fort Myers, florida, got a little closer to the murder and mystery than they bargained for Monday when the train they were traveling onstruck and killed an unidentified man who was lying on the tracks for reasons still unknown. The dinner train was …
Was It A Sex Ed Class?
Wow. When I was in school, we did some nasty things to substitute teachers. We’d switch seats, pretend to be other students, not listen, tell her rules were different, all manner of crap. But I never remember a couple of students having some blow job fun in the back of the classroom during class. Yuck! …
Hungry Like The Statue
The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …
It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses At Trial
What kind of weird mom would drive her son and his friend around so they could vandalize stuff? I wonder if it’s the same kind of mom who would team up with her son to rob someone. This one’s especially nutty because when she was arrested, she was wearing a shirt that said “It’s all …
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