This whole story started with Christmas cheer and ended by sapping my will to live. Some students at Battlefield High School felt like spreading some Christmas cheer. So they called themselves the Christmas sweater club. They put on crazy Christmas sweaters, sang carols and tossed a few candy canes at some other students. But suddenly …
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Some People Call Me The Pain Pill Cowboy, Some Call Me The Dentist Of Love
We have another dentist, Dr. Steven S. Miller, in trouble with the law. If you wanted a prescription pain narcotic, if you were female, all you had to do was offer him sexual favours. Not really much else to this story, except for the shocked neighbours who couldn’t believe he was capable of this. Well, …
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My Home On Great Smokey, All Covered With…Smoke, Naturally
William Anthony Gooch’s storyis a pretty sad one, but the names tag needs some attention, and I think a guy driving a car through his ex wife’s house, setting the place on fire and barricading himself inside on Great Smokey Avenue is just what the doctor ordered.
Naughtie Words
I feel for James Naughtie. Having done a good bit of talking behind live microphones myself I know how easy it would be to trip up on the phrase “Jeremy Hunt Culture Secretary.” But feeling for him doesn’t mean I won’t post the video of him doing so for us all to have a good …
Not Sure If He Is One, But If So, It Might Be Time For A New Hobby
There’s not a lot to this story about a fellow accidentally shooting himself in the leg with a gun he bought at a gun show, but since his name isMichael Hunter,yeah, that’s a post.
These Are Beans? I’ll Bean You!
Meet Frederick Wilkes, a man who doesn’t want to be without his ricotta cheese. He, his wife, and a buddy of theirs were going to have lasagna. But when he opened the fridge and found there was only beans in a container that once held the beloved cheese, the blows began to rain down. He …
Following The Leeder
It seems Ashley Kirilow may have some company in the faking cancer for fun and profit department. A 21-year-old woman from Timmins isunder investigation and facing fraud chargesafter a supporter who had become suspicious of her went to police with some concerns. The scale of what Jessica Ann Leeder is believed to have done isn’t …
Sir, This Isn’t The Cockpit
Oh me oh my. What a story. Let’s just get to telling it. According to reports from flight staff on an airplane, Neil Prendeville, a popular radio personality, just unzipped his pants and started wackin’ it while sitting in his seat between two passengers. He apologized on air for the incident, claiming that he had …
There’s No Bottle. He’ll Give You What’s On Tap
Wow. Looks like we have another Michael Edwards. This one didn’t bother with that whole bottle thing. He just jacked off as he went past this woman while she studied in the library, and got her right on the arm! Gross! His name is Oritse Ayu. The way JAWS pronounces it, it sounds like his …
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You’ve Got The Eyes Of A Nutbar
Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a …