A Name Does Not Indicate You’re A Man Of God

The story of Shelby Marwan Heggs wanting to change his name kind of reminds me of this old joke. I understand why a man with a name like Shelby would want to change it. Have you met any other male Shelbys? But why in hell would he want to change it to Saint Jody Almighty …

Butts And Boobs In The Same Story!

Wow! There are seriously people with the last name of Boob? Has anyone ever met anyone with that name? The first person I’ve ever heard of is now, well, dead. I feel so juvenile, laughing at things such as “the Boob home” or “the Samuel Boob online memorial. But…but…his name is Boob! I’m sorry, I’m …

Get Off The Road, Not Off On The Road

I guess if you’re going to be going around doing things that will probably get you arrested, you might as well go all out. That’s exactly what Cincinnati woman Colondra Hamilton, 36, apparentlydecided to do. Police only pulled her over because they noticed her car had overly tinted windows, but they soon discovered why that …

She Told Him To Get Lost, But Her Description May Help Cops Find Him

Wow! Both the clerk and the robber are lucky in this case. A robber walked into a gas station, waited for all the customers to be gone, and then told the 65-year-old clerk that this was a robbery, to give him all her money or he’d shoot her. She told him to get lost, and …

Wanna See My Real Banana?

When you see a story about a man in a banana suit showing off his banana, you just have to put it up, although it’s hard to say much else because the rest of the story makes no sense. All we know is Carlton Jeffery Kohnert decided that he must drive around town in a …

Maybe This Kid Shouldn’t Grow Up Gotti

I’d hate to be the nurse in this situation. When John Keinath’s baby was born, the nurse asked him what they were going to name it. He said “John Gotti.” She thought he was joking, and laughed. He responded by threatening to kill her. He wasn’t kidding about that either. For several months, he has …

The Hitler Cake Case Is Done

Well it’s official. Heath Campbell and his wife aren’t getting little Hitler and company back. I think they found enough reasons, from both mom and dad being messed up, to threats of violence, to neither of them being able to write a sentence to save their asses. Maybe now the kids can have their names …

If He’d Stayed Away From Think With Your Prick Avenue, None Of This Would Have Happened

There’s nothing at all out of the ordinary about a sex for money exchange between a man and 2 women degenerating into a stabbing and a robbery and ending with the girls getting arrested, but when it happens in a building onBeaver Street,I feel it’s my duty to make at least a brief mention of …