She Told Him To Get Lost, But Her Description May Help Cops Find Him

Wow! Both the clerk and the robber are lucky in this case. A robber walked into a gas station, waited for all the customers to be gone, and then told the 65-year-old clerk that this was a robbery, to give him all her money or he’d shoot her. She told him to get lost, and …

Wanna See My Real Banana?

When you see a story about a man in a banana suit showing off his banana, you just have to put it up, although it’s hard to say much else because the rest of the story makes no sense. All we know is Carlton Jeffery Kohnert decided that he must drive around town in a …

Maybe This Kid Shouldn’t Grow Up Gotti

I’d hate to be the nurse in this situation. When John Keinath’s baby was born, the nurse asked him what they were going to name it. He said “John Gotti.” She thought he was joking, and laughed. He responded by threatening to kill her. He wasn’t kidding about that either. For several months, he has …

The Hitler Cake Case Is Done

Well it’s official. Heath Campbell and his wife aren’t getting little Hitler and company back. I think they found enough reasons, from both mom and dad being messed up, to threats of violence, to neither of them being able to write a sentence to save their asses. Maybe now the kids can have their names …

If He’d Stayed Away From Think With Your Prick Avenue, None Of This Would Have Happened

There’s nothing at all out of the ordinary about a sex for money exchange between a man and 2 women degenerating into a stabbing and a robbery and ending with the girls getting arrested, but when it happens in a building onBeaver Street,I feel it’s my duty to make at least a brief mention of …

>Behind Every Fruity Vodka, There’s A Fruity Man?

>I really wish I had the shooter’s name for this story, because everyone needs to know that if they find themselves at a party with this fellow, they shouldn’t, under any circumstances, make fun of his sexuality. If they do, he will turn into a gun-wielding maniac. This guy came to a party uninvited, which …

Stunning Police Work

I think officers in Avon and Somerset need a little retraining on how to use a stun gun if it went off accidentally, and a little retraining on not being total assholes if they did it on purpose. Either way, somebody needs a brush-up. The story goes that Peter Cox was driving to a friend’s …