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There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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Something funny happened to me last night, which led Steve and I to think about something. I was out with the French group last night, and a guy who hasn’t been in the group for a year came out for a visit. Another member asked him if he’d heard from Cesar or Margarita. I was …
You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …
Thanks Ann for the lead on this one. Yikes. That would be a scary morning for police in Royse City, Texas, who stopped a giant trailer for speeding. The guy was acting kind of suspiciously, so they looked in the back of the trailer, only to find 2 dozen embalmed human heads staring back at …
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This story about a personal injury lawyer whose name is also Justin Bieber made me chuckle. The poor fellow was getting inundated with friend requests because everybody thought he was the other Justin Bieber. But this also made me think of that Shaved Bieber extension for Firefox. Would it unintentionally shave this Justin Bieber from …
Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by …
Hmmm. How would you pronounce the name Joleen Stupar? I’m leaning towards pronouncing it like “stooper,” since she was found slumped over her steering wheel drunk. I might even call her Stupid Stupar because she had her three-year-old child in the back seat when she passed out drunk with a .39 blood alcohol level. Real …
The Jays drafted a pitcher named Asher Wojciechowski yesterday. I don’t know what kind of arm he’s got or anything, I’m just imagining him and Marc Rzepczynski pitching in the same rotation some day. And you never know, with the way free agency can go and how a big trade can come out of nowhere, …
Gees! If you ever get the strange desire to take LSD, don’t try any in Arcata, California. Police there have had to deal with one hell of a lot of people who are screwed up from the drug. They’re not sure if there’s some contaminated stuff going around, or if a lot of people have …
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>You know how you hear about some women hyphenating their names? Well, here are some examples of hyphenations that were really really bad ideas, and perhaps should have been thought through before they became legal. In case anyone has trouble with the slide show, here we go. Traylor – HookerHardy – HarrPoore – SappLooney – …