Wow. When I was in school, we did some nasty things to substitute teachers. We’d switch seats, pretend to be other students, not listen, tell her rules were different, all manner of crap. But I never remember a couple of students having some blow job fun in the back of the classroom during class. Yuck! …
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Hungry Like The Statue
The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …
It’s A Bone Phone
A man was just hangin’ out in a grocery store parking lot. He asked a woman if she wanted to see something. Before she could say yes or no, he showed her pictures of a dude’s junk that he had on his cellphone. She went to police. They found pictures of at least three different …
You’ll Have Clear Vision, But He’s Going Blind
I wonder if John Gill knew Joseph Vernell. They both had nasty ideas about their patients while doing an eye exam. This one seems even scarier than the last one for some reason. He took a girl into the back room of his shop because he said he wanted to give her a visual field …
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Did He Just Take Too Many Laxatives?
Even if you were drunk out of your mind, what would possess you to walk into a pharmacy, walk to the front of the store, take a dump on the floor, and then leave? And how sad that this drunken defecator has the name Robert E. Lee. This makes me wonder. Why would you give …
You’re Wasting Perfectly Good Change! Yeah? Well You’re Ruining A Perfectly Good Evening!
Thissounds like the wildest and stupidest wedding fight in a while. The trouble started when one of the guests took exception to the groom tossing money onto the dance floor for children to pick up. The groom and his brother asked the guest to leave, and so began the pushing and shoving which begat the …
Did He Not Light Up Her Life Enough?
It’s not often that a woman goes in the do it yourself files, but I believe Daria Woods belongs there, wouldn’t you say? When the male victim went outside to avoid further assault, he told officers, a naked Woods ran outside to attempt to attack him again, but ultimately grabbed his keys from him and …
To Her, Emergency Was A Relative Term
This story of non-emergency 911 calls brings up a couple of questions. First, what kind of a name is Hee Orama? It makes me think she’s a great big gigglefest. Second, why did she suddenly start calling 911 for stupid reasons? First it was about a guy lying about marrying her, and then about stuff …
I Wonder What He Was Drinking At The Time
What are the odds that a person found lying in the rain hammered would be from someplace called Brandywine?They’re about as good as you’d likely have expected. Hopefully if Dale Lee Buckler ever dries out and remembers the evening’s events he’ll have a nice chuckle about that with the rest of us.
It’s Finger Charrin’ Bad
Wholly fucking crap! That was my reaction upon readingthis,which could very well be the peak of the food feuds tag. The story goes that Mohamed Wahani asked roommate Sahal Said to buy some chicken for him. Said did, but he apparently bought a whole one instead of a quarter. This so infuriated Wahani that after …