Here’s a little tip for Torontonians. If you decide to go eat at Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, for god’s sake, don’t use the unisex bathrooms. For sure, don’t use them Valentine’s Day weekend. Why? Because the restaurant’s co-owner is encouraging people to have sex in there. Apparently, people have done it before, so they thought they’d …
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>Wack It From The Rooftops
>Charles Edward Meaux sounds like quite the prize. He’s gotta be something special when a story starts like this: Drivers on the 5 freeway called police about noon Wednesday saying there was a naked man on the roof of a home performing a sexual act “to or at” drivers. He did this at noon! I …
The Goommba’s Pizzeria School of Customer Service
Wow. I think Maria Del Rayo Cordero has to get a refresher on what good customer service is. It does not involve telling a customer, when they say they got the wrong food, to pay for it and leave. It also does not involve heaving a tray of food at them and clonking them in …
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Giggleworthy Names
Apparently, the names gods are smiling on us. We have a funny names bonanza! Laurel and Hardy were arrested for drug charges. For real! Yup, Carlos Laurel and Andre “Shug” Hardy. A fellow got arrested for having carnal knowledge of a minor. His name? Knowledge Clark. Next up, a boss at Starbucks named Tim Horton …
>In Bed, We Know Who Was On Top
>Yikes! If you’re a 120-pound man, don’t piss off your 300-pound girlfriend. She might sit on you and kill you, like Mia Landingham did to Mikal Middleton-Bey. Landingham? Seriously? Landing…ham? Well, I guess that’s what happened, a hog landed on him!
That Guy Needs A Huggins
Lawyer arraigned on charges of hugging female colleague I’m not here to talk about the story itself, all I care about is who wrote it. So who wrote it, you ask. That would be J.J. Huggins. Come on, tell me that’s not funny. but just in case you do care about the actual article, here’s …
He’s A Brandon Baby…
Going to jail for grand theft after you used your position as a UPS worker to help you steal a couple hundred pairs of high end sunglasses is pretty bad, but I bet it’s nothing compared to the punishment of going through life named Brandon Loser.
Well, She’s Probably One Now
Recently arraigned on felony charges of criminal endangerment, assault with a weapon and criminal mischief was 22-year-oldCamaree N. Fellonwho, I should add, sounds like a doll. Before following in her own vehicle, Fellon allegedly caused a significant amount of damage to her boyfriend’s home by shooting the pistol into the wall, breaking out several windows, …
I’m Ready For My Close-up
Ewan Brandneeds to decide if he’d rather be a model or a flasher, because trying to be both at once seems to have landed him in quite a pickle. Fiscal depute Janine Bates said: “One of the girls was hoping to do a photography course. “As part of the entrance requirements she had to complete …
Pleasant Slippery Slope?
Apparently, if people in Pleasant Grove’s chamber of commerce don’t like something you’re selling, they can order that it be hidden from view and not sold. Never mind that the product was completely legal. They didn’t like them, so down they came. There was a kiosk in the mall selling t-shirts that said “Welcome to …