What kind of weirdo would walk up behind girls and piss on their legs? I guess Nintikuma Patel would. How disgusting! And am I the only one who finds it amusing that somewhere, there’s a “Vroom Street?” Vroom vroom vroom down vroom street.
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Up Your Nose With Some Learning Material
Not sure how we missed this at the time, but it has come to my attention that one of the “two hardworking police officers” who made the “honest mistake” of leaving a packet of cocaine from a training kit in a Naples, florida Best Western last year wasLinda Lines. I realize that profiling is considered …
Just Call Him Sir Smoke-A-Lot
There isn’t much to this story, a dude serves his sentence for dealing pot and then immediately smokes pot on his way home in the car. Yeah that’s dumb, but whatever. But what caught my attention was his name. Sir James Smith. Sir? Can anybody just slap a “Sir” on their name? Well, Sir James …
>Did You See That? He’s Hung Like A Hung!
>This here is nothing more than your run of the mill jogger has flashed perhaps hundreds of women and young girls over a few month period story,accept that the guy’s name is Hung “Mike” Thanh Vo. No, the article doesn’t tell us whether he is or not.
More Sick Parents
This is just sick. I saw this yesterday and couldn’t find the words. I’m not sure I’ve found them yet, but I’ll try. Sandra and James Davis bought a used Dodge Caravan, but worked out a disturbing deal with the manager of the used car lot. Instead of paying him, they would make their 14-year-old …
I Drink Alone. Yeah, With Nobody Else. And You Know When I Drink Alone, I Prefer That My Van Be Ablaze
Here’s a bit of free legal advice. If the police haul you in on suspicion of driving under the influence, it is generally a good idea to hire a lawyer and fight as best you can. However, if the vehicle you were cruising around in when the police hauled you in on suspicion of driving …
Mmmmmmmmm…Silver Medal
I’m sure that Germans everywhere are very proud of the silver medal in men’s single’s luge, but proud of the guy who won it…might have to think for a second on that one. As the story goes, the second best luger in the world was asked by photographers if they could get a picture of …
Robin Hood: Men In Jail
This guy sure isn’t the quickest identity-thieving bunny in the forest. He didn’t want to be arrested, he had warrants out for him. So he went and found another dude’s wallet, picked it up, and pretended to be him. Then, he shoplifted, and was arrested. Uh, if you don’t want to be arrested, how about …
Dick Pound Should Pound Rocks
Wow. Dick Pound of the IOC is a real prick judging by this article about women’s ski jumping. They have been blocked from being an olympic sport for some time for various reasons that all appear to be falling apart. So now, Dick Pound is basically threatening them, saying “embarrass us and you’ll have to …
Sinking Like A Sunset
I’d like to start this off by saying that I do, as a human being, feel bad for this family. Sitting in a hospital watching a loved one suffer from horrible injuries and hoping that against all odds he’ll survive and have a somewhat normal life isn’t something I would wish for anybody to go …