In the case of this lune, they never said how she was related to the kids in the car. for their sake, I hope she’s not their mom. I mean, for starters, she was high as a kite while driving them around. It’s bad enough she was driving them around while high, but if that’s …
Category Archives: names
I Feel Bad Making Fun Of An Obituary, But…
You know you’ve found your calling as sanitation worker when your name is Ricky Dumpit. It’s sad the guy’s gone, but that name caught my eye.
That’s Just the Shitsz!
It’s gotta suck trying to get Verizon DSL, and the only reason you can’t is your last name is Libshitz. Seriously. Because the word shit was in it, they said he couldn’t have that as his email address, and even recommended misspelling his last name. Not a good move, not a good move at all.
I Wonder How Many People Want To See Him More Than Once
I have nothing to say about this story, I only wish to point out that the prosecutor’s name is Joe Deters. Come on, he has to have made that up once he got into the business.
What’s In A Name? Child Abuse, Apparently
Uh, um, I can understand why a judge might be a little weirded out by a kid being named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii, but what will give the kid more of a handicap: having that name, or being yanked from her parents because of it and no other reason? Wow, it looks like …
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Dear Kimberly DeWolf
I’m sure you loved your dog and that he meant a lot to you, but that’s no reason to cry like a baby and threaten tosue your local newspaper because they won’t run an obituary for him.He may have been a child to you, but to the rest of us he’s just somebody’s dog, one …
Would You Like To Play Again? You Have Selected No.
If you really want to feel like an immense loser, play the Blind Date Game from RNIB! You can feel like a dork in flash, or HTML! Oh my god, there were only two choices of dudes: one who was an Elvis impersonater, and the other was a partially sighted computer geek. At least with …
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He Sure Can
I realize child porn is a serious thing, but I can’t help laughing any time somebody with a name like Gordon Beacock goes through the system. Yes, the guy’s name is Be-A-Cock.
>If He Changed His Name, Would He Stop Being One?
>He’s violating a protection order and his name is Robert Stalker. How fitting.
I Wonder If There’s A Clue In His Name
Wow, Gregory Smallwood has issues. I guess he was trying to have sex with a woman, but she kept falling asleep, so he tried to set fire to her and her van. Maybe she was falling asleep because he woke her up at 4 in the morning. Or…maybe he had small wood.