Now We Know Where The Ass In Embassy Comes From

The fairies at the Canadian Embassy in Washington have pathetically caved to thewhinging of the folks from Impératif Françaisand offered anapologyfor the poutine poster. Does it not strike anybody else as odd that nobody has bothered explaining for what it is that we’re supposed to feel so sorry? In my case it’s that my country …

Hopefully They Have A Family Suite.

No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …

Don’t Make Me Come Out There And Kick My Ass!

Wow, I think Mesa, Arizona has its own modern-day Norman Baits, hopefully minus the dead, pickled mom part. But he did a find job of convincing neighbours with his voice that he was two people . He also broke some windows to make them really think a good argument was going on. Yep, definitely a …

I’m Sure It Did, But Still…

30-Year-old Scott Mitchinson was tragically killed in a freak accident on June 19th. It is believed that he met his end when he stepped on an exposed electrical cable that had been obscured by flood water. Mitchinson’s father told the media when reached for comment that the news “came as a massive shock.” Wherever young …

I’m All Shook Up, Even Though It’s Mandated That I Be Less Shook Up To Prevent Illness

I hate ragging on the UK so much, but when I see things like this it’s hard not to. We can all agree that heart disease is a big problem, but be truthful, do any of you actually think that governmentsspending piles of money on new salt shakers that only have 5 holes instead of …

Pay No Attention To The Man In The Squad Car

HopefullyMercedes Greenwas trying to get herself arrested so she’d have a place to spend the night, because if not I’m left to wonder how she made it to age 19 being such a frightening level of stupid. Jenkins wore a suit and tie in an unmarked police car, according to his arrest affidavit. He said …

If We Did This To The Brains Of The Bureaucrats I Bet We’d Find The Same Result, Too Small

Sweet Christ this is stupid. Tim Down sells fruit in a market. Recently he was subject to an inspection to make sure that everything was ok. It turned out that about 5000 of the kiwi fruits he was planning to sell didn’t meet European Union saleability standards. You might be thinking to yourself “good, I’m …

He’s Gonna Be Someone’s Prison Table

Arthur Price Jr., the picnic table molesting Ohio man wereported on back in Marchhas beensentencedto 6 months of…well…hard time. He pleaded no contest to charges of “disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency” and is now a felon. I wish I had a snappy way to end this, but I’m coming up enpty. Feel …