Don’t Ground Me Or I’ll Take You To Court!

Ok, since when should a 12-year-old kid take being grounded by their parents to court and win? From the way the story goes, the dad said she could go on a school trip if she was good all year. She wasn’t. Among other things, she posted pictures of herself on a dating site. So he …

So I Guess They Didn’t Make The Sale Then?

Marcel Perot is a smooth operator. He decided to take a truck for a test drive. The salesman came with him, as he drove to the bank. He said he needed money to buy the truck. Well, I guess he did. But when he went in the bank, he decided to get his money by …

Now His Whole Living-Room Is Cooked

Ok, this has got to go in the stupid cooking files. AT least this guy survived. Why would you keep a deep-fat fryer near your sofa? Well, Manuel Douglas now knows why this is a bad idea. I still don’t understand why police broke windows after they’d gotten him out. Maybe they thought there were …

Definitely Unthinkable, Definitely Not Unsinkable

This story creates more questions than it could possibly hope to answer. Apparently, a bunch of high school grads booked a week-long vacation through a travel agent, including an event where they went snorkling from a catamaran. Everything was going great until the boat began to sink. Ok, why was the boat sinking? That was …

Call Me Now For A Free Children’s Aid Investigation

Ok, here goes. I gave myself some time after I read the story before I posted, in hopes that I would be able to be a little more articulate. Apparently, that’s not happening. Every time I think about this, my brain flits around and all I get are short snippets of thought. The words “What …

Maybe The Cellphone Rotted His Brain

I can’t decide what’s funnier. Is it the fact that Stuart Gardner came back to the house he burgled a few days before to ask the owner if the owner could give him back the mobile phone he dropped at the crime scene, or the fact that the 74-year-old owner of the invaded home said, …

Everybody Out Of The Pool

Here comes today’s damn near daily dose of UK retardedness. The Portsmouth city Council has come to the decision that, due to health and safety concerns,Kiddie pools now need lifeguards and insurance. Perhaps this shouldn’t be that much of a surprise considering this is also the same city that has asked people to obtain permits …

Why Can’t We BE Friends?

Jesus, what’s with people fighting at weddings? It all started with a missing camera and ended up with 100 people fighting, 30 police on scene, 2 people stabbed and one guy punched in the face, and 3 arrests. Holy shit. Can’t we all just get along? Smacking the piss out of each other won’t make …