How did Tony Zirkle go from top prosecutor and graduate of the naval academy to, well, raving lune? He certainly is one of those now, one who is trying to win votes and enter the congress. Good luck, buddy. With ideas such as We now have a small army of male black porn stars that …
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Military Stupidity
So let me get this straight. It’s perfectly ok to bring men with bad knees and hearing trouble back into combat, but heaven forbid you have completely able and willing women in there! If you have one, when she gets decorated with the silver star for being a fine medic, too much attention is being …
There Can Be Only One
Activists on the Greek island of Lesbos have filed a lawsuit against the Greek Gay and Lesbian Union in the hopes that a judge will ban the group from using the term lesbians to describe themselves. Residents of Lesbos now suffer “psychological and moral rape” from the “seizure” of their island’s name by gays, according …
Italian Tax Officials Make Identity Theft Easy
Hey there Massimo Romano, director of Italy’s tax office, what were you smoking when you decided to post everyone’s tax info on a site that anyone could look at? In an era of identity theft, in what universe did you think this was a good idea? Even without identity theft, since when was posting people’s …
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Sorry To Disappoint You
Here’s a sad note for Nancy Crockett, or is it Rochelle Crocket. Whatever your name is, going to college won’t prevent crappy treatment from coworkers. They may not lock you in a shed and hammer on it like these ones did, but they can still be assholes. At any rate, I’m glad you’re not working …
Somebody Needs To Study More
If you were compiling a list of people who should be prepared and unharmed in case of a fall, you’d probably put somebody from the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics right near the top. Unfortunately,you would be wrong. Yes, it’s a slow news week, why do you ask?
Officer Irony Is Back On The Job
If you have any information on the string of tire slashings in Guelph over the weekend, the aptly namedConstable Ashley Carrwould like to hear from you.
Child Luring
According to this report, one of the newest crazes for kids is going online, pretending to be sex offenders and scaring the shit out of other kids. I’m sure some of them do it to be funny, but the focus here is on the ones who are doing it as a way to get revenge …
Maybe Honesty Isn’t The Best Policy If You’re Weird
Are all these folks related? There’s 19-year-old Kevin J. Diaz, who after clubbing a passing cyclist in the head with an ice-scraper, said “I just got out of jail. I’m just trying to have fun and whoop some ass.” Next is Saeko Yoda, who happens to have a fine name. But the point is she …
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Trouble In Paradise?
Ooo! this humdinger conclusion of a wedding night fits into a couple of categories. There’s of course the predictable category of humdinger wedding night conclusions, but also the groom is a dentist! This story has what the hell written all over it. Why did he Karate kick her? Why did she fight off people coming …