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Mother not happy with son’s plunge over Niagara Falls Mercury Wire Services CANTON, MICH. – The parents of a 40-year-old man who went over Niagara Falls with only the clothes on his back say they’re not happy with their son’s actions. “We would rather he hadn’t done that,” Doris Jones, 77, said Tuesday. Kirk Jones …

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Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 23, 2003August 6, 2017Posted innews, thoughtsLeave a comment on Ya Think?

Porno Karaoke

Just heard this on the news and got a kick out of it so I thought I’d pass it on to all of you. In Germany right now the latest new trend is something that from German to English pretty much translates in to Porno Karaoke. The idea is very simple. Its done at karaoke …

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Posted byMattOctober 23, 2003February 21, 2014Posted innewsLeave a comment on Porno Karaoke

Safe! What The Hell Is Safe?

The big news in the GTA right now is another child obduction. 9 yr old Cecilia Zhang was taken right out of her room at home sometimbe before 8am Monday morning. Cecilia is 9 years old, of Asian descent, 4 feet 11 inches tall, and weighs 70 pounds. Cecilia speaks English well and has shoulder …

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Posted byMattOctober 21, 2003September 29, 2013Posted innews, thoughtsLeave a comment on Safe! What The Hell Is Safe?

Things And Stuff

Hey guys. Just a few things. First of all, the comments are working, which is cool, but I’ve got a problem. Every time you post something, it flaunts your IP address right on the site instead of just simply logging it. That, is what we here in the business of whatever this is referred to …

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Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 20, 2003June 21, 2013Posted innews, other site business, plugs, sportsLeave a comment on Things And Stuff

Cut The Kid Some Slack

I just read an article from a fairly well known sports writer on the Dany Heatley situation. I’ll spare you the hole article but the short of it is that he believes the kid needs to be punished, and punished severely for his actions. (which I’m sure I don’t need to explain as its been …

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Posted byMattOctober 20, 2003August 5, 2013Posted innews, sportsLeave a comment on Cut The Kid Some Slack

Free Speech My Ass!

Ok, time to go off on a little bit of a rant here because something I read just a few minutes ago pissed me off quite a bit and if you’ve got any sort of sense, it should piss you off too when I tell you what happened. This week the city that I live …

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Posted bySteve WettlauferOctober 18, 2003September 17, 2013Posted innewsLeave a comment on Free Speech My Ass!

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