I shouldn’t laugh at this, because when you think about it long and hard, it’s not one bit funny. But forgive me. I’m sitting up late, wrestling a new set of maps into my Trekker, so I think my threshold for hilarious is down a bit from its usual spot. Here’s a message for anyone …
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Our House Smells Like A Little Skunk’s Hole, and Steve and Carin Said Well Bless My Soul, Take It Out, Take It Out, Re-Move It!
This morning, I went out for Trix’s morning routine of visiting the doggy crapper, and my good lord she wanted to pull. I had to actually plant my feet and give her a good correction to tell her to quit with that crap and get down to, well, business. Then…what’s that I smell? Skunk? Jesus, …
Come To Australia
Steve’s post about that spider chomping on that guy’s nether regions made me think of this little ditty. It’s called “Come To Australia” and it’s by The Scared Weird Little Guys. Aww, come on, Australia and New Zealand are damn close.
Gees Charlotte, I Thought We Were Friends
There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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You Killed My Sister, Now I’m Coming For Yours!
What did these two sisters do to piss off the moose population? I mean, how likely is it that one sister would hit a moose, and then the other sister, while on her way to visit her sister in the hospital, would hit another moose? I’m glad the second sister wasn’t injured nearly as badly …
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Some Weird Ads For Ya
It’s time once again for an episode of what the hell is up with these commercials? This one took us a while to put together, and it has less in it. There’s been this ad campaign pushing Ontario as the place to be. I think it started when we moved into this apartment, because I …
When They Say They Give An Honest Telling Of Events, They Ain’t Kidding.
I wouldn’t have written about this story about a guy gettin’ it on with 3 horses, except for what I saw the guy’s mug shot had been labeled as. The picture was seriously labeled “horse_fucker.jpg”. Yup. That’s what someone at the Covington News thought would be a good name for Byron Christopher Jordan’s picture on …
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Going Snaky
You know how much I love a good snake story. Imagine you’re driving along, and suddenly, there’s a snake’s head sticking out of your AC vent. Well, Patty Everett doesn’t have to imagine that. That’s what happened to her. I love how, when asked if she was scared, she said “Well, somebody crapped in my …
Guide Cats for the Blind
I got this link today, and had a good chuckle. You know how people joke about what would happen if you tried to train a cat to guide? Well, here’s what would. I don’t think anyone would be signing up for one of these. Here are the words in case there are no captions on …
Parrot Want A Mate?
Wow. This video of one of those conservationist guys getting humped by a parrot made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. This is about as good as that story of that seal trying to get frisky with a penguin, except this one has a video!