Hmmm. Here’s a tricky one to wrap your head around. Remember our buddy ol’ pal Sue bring a chicken to the doctor Lowden? Well, her health care idea has caused quite the stir. People have been showing up at polling places dressed as chickens, and Nevada’s Secretary of State has had enough. He banned people …
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Janice Want Some Handcuffs?
You have to be drunk beyond drunk to be unable to stand up, speak to officers, or remove a parrot from your forehead, even when it’s biting you. But apparently, that was the state of Janice McCoy-Nuttle when cops arrived. But she was sure able to hurl an inhaler at her husband. Too bad it …
>That’s Not A Booger
>*shiver*. Imagine having a fanged leech pulled from your nose! Eek! Really, I have nothing else to say.
The Dryer Vent Has A Duck In It!
When I saw the story of a man calling firefighters to get a duck out of his dryer vent, I thought I’d put it up here to give Brad a chuckle, and maybe Jill since she’s had to deal with fugitive snakes. It doesn’t matter how many times I read that story, I still both …
This One Wasn’t Playing
I wonder what, besides alcohol, compelled Donald Wolfe to try and resuscitate a dead possum. I love the following quote. Trooper Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.” I wonder if he was trying to make up for Kevin A. Temple’s drunken …
Squirrels Will Never Be The Same For Those Kids
What the? That’s all I can say. I challenge anyone else to come up with anything after reading this disturbing story of Timothy Flood. They said that Flood “pulled down his blue boxer shorts, exposed his penis to them and told them they better be glad they don’t have ‘these’ (testicles) because they itch all …
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Why I Otter…
That would be one hell of a way to start your day. You’re strolling along, taking your morning walk, when…you are attacked by a rabid otter! Seriously? Yup, very seriously. That’s what happened to 96-year-old Morrell Denton. The otter was sure determined. Two dudes, along with Denton, tried to get it off. One of them …
Bank Want A Lawsuit?
What a horrible thing to come home to. You walk up to your house and find the locks have been changed, there’s a padlock on the door and a note telling you to contact Bank of America because you’ve been foreclosed on. But you’ve been making all the payments and you never got a note …
Bad Dog!
This is pretty dumb. I at first thought it was happening over in the UK, but I realize that no, it’s happening right here in Canada, in British Columbia. There’s a new law that says that it’s a crime for a dog to chase any animal. Yup, and all our dogs will get right on …
No Fair, It Can’t Duck Duck
I don’t understand the reasoning here, but that happens a lot. Drunken Utah resident George Eric Tangalos, 28, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree intentional damage to property and disorderly conduct during a visit to Rochester, Minnesota aftergetting into a fight with the 4 foot goose statue in the above picture. When asked by police …