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Yeesh! This story of a woman throwing acid on a complete stranger sounds like something that’ll end up in some Snopes email. All Bethany Storro was doing was getting something out of the trunk of her car, when…she hears “Pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” and splash! She gets a face full of …
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I think Kyle Dubois should have read the story of Kirsten Taylor before he thought that attaching aligator clips to his nipples and then having someone plug him in would be a good idea. Of course, it wasn’t, and his heart stopped. Luckily, or maybe unluckily, paramedics were able to attach paddles to that same …
This videois a tad old, but I’m posting it anyway because any time a guy on a cellphone stops paying attention and gets cracked right in the face by a ground rule double, it’s good times. That statement goes double if the guy in question happens to be a Yankees fan. Nice work, Rob Johnson. …
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Allow me to say this publically. Steve, you’re a jerk! Steve sends me a message entitled “Neat story.” He tells me I would really be interested in this, it’s good. I open it, and what do I see? Another story about a fucking bee beard! But this one wasn’t just a bee beard, it was …
This story of a man running over, and parking on, a sleeping drunk man is the perfect storm of oh fuck. Robert Biggenow was having a good time with family. He was drinking, and drinking some more, and he decided to go to sleep. But he didn’t sleep in a conventional place. He went to …
Ricky Flowerskinda sorta had the right idea. I’m running from the cops, he thought. So best I scale this here high fence, drop down the other side and run like the wind! Unfortunately for him, he ran into 2 problems. 1. the 30 foot fence he scaled was topped with barbed wire.And2. The drop on …
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So, here’s something else you shouldn’t try if you have brains. It’s called a barrel ride. Take a 55-gallon drum and put 4 gallons of methanol in it. Drop a match in and sit on it. In theory, it should cause the drum to slide across the parking lot like a rocket…but if the drum …
Every now and then I get asked why I never go to the movies anymore. I honestly can’t remember the last time I was in a theatre, but I want to say it was all the way back in 2002. The answer I generally give people is that most movies suck and aren’t worth my …
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Ug. Now there’s an image I don’t need. Li Chang, a fishmonger in China, fell in a tank full of eels. The eels were a little freaked by the new person in their tank, and started slithering every which way. A few slipped up his trouser leg, and one of them slithered up his ass! …
Ow ow ow ow ow ow! So apparently, there’s this new way to do surgery called electrosurgery that involves a current being concentrated and creating an incision without actually cutting. I guess dudes who want a circumcision later, but don’t want blades going near their penises thought this would be a good alternative. Some doctors …
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