Look at this picture. Does it look real to you? Someone thought it was real. As my friend says, *headdesk*.
Category Archives: that was dumb
Unsafe Gun Safety Lesson
Here’s a case of someone who’s going to be scarred for life. an aptly named man named James Looney decided that he had to give his girlfriend a lesson in gun safety. His method? Hold a gun to his own head and ask her if when he pulled the trigger, it would go off. the …
Flyin’ The Sousena
It’s a good thing this ended well, it could have been much, much worse. In germany, a man decided to go for a flight in his Cessna. He also decided to pack some beer and wine and drink while he flew. He ended up getting so off course that air traffic control folks had to …
Does Your James Hang Low?
Hey there James Lowe. When you bring your clothes to the laundry, you’re still supposed to wear pants. It certainly doesn’t help your case when you start flashing people and you’re sitting there sluggin’ back the booze outside the laundromat. I think police are less likely to buy your story that it was really your …
Be Prepared…For Scouting To Start Sucking In The UK
Gee, I had no idea all the knife crime in the UK was being perpetrated by scouts. It must be, since they’re now banning scouts from being able to carry knives. Oh, there’s no proof that scouts are committing the crimes? Then why are they being punished for it? Oh yeah, this is the UK. …
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Don’t Bite The Biscuit While Biting Into A Biscuit
It’s a good thing this UK study on biscuit-related injuries was commissioned by a company who makes biscuits and not the UK government. Even so, it’s still ridiculous. They’ve even graded the biscuits on level of risk. Some of the injuries were pretty ordinary. People have burned their tongues after dipping their biscuit in the …
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Jesus Christ
If dictionaries really had pictures in them like that old saying says they do, this woman would either be found under fail or what a goddamned moron if that second one were ever to be added. Hey, at the rate they’re going with what makes the cut as a word these days, it’s not out …
I Don’t Know What The Grades Were, But this Last Act Was A Fail
Here comes another fake kidnapping. this one was an 11-year-old boy trying to get out of telling mom and pop about bad grades. He said that some random guy grabbed him and said he was going to take him somewhere and kill him. But he got away…and happened to grab his band instrument, but not …
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That’s Not A Ramp For Scooters!
Wow. that’s some crazy drunkenness. Daniel Samplanski got so drunk that he didn’t even realize he was on the freeway! And why did he borrow his neighbour’s electric scooter? This was apparently his fifth drunk driving charge. Watch this chopped up video. Does he look pretty toasted? This brings me to a weird question. What …
A Penny Flattened Is A Woman In A Train Accident
And now it’s time for another healthy living public service message from your friends at Vomit Comet. When trying to flatten pennies on a railroad track, always do your best toget out of the way *before* the train gets to the coin. The report says that the unidentified woman in this case suffered a head …
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