It looks like Gloria Ballard has caught Roger Stephens Disease, and I think it’s in a far more severe form than what Stephens himself exhibits. She grabbed a two-year-old who was annoying her somehow, put him over her knee and smacked him 3 times. Then, in court, she tried to claim she gently hugged him …
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Matthew Don Can’t Read
Hey there Matthew Don Reed. Here’s a tip. the governor would not be caught dead writing a letter to a job applicant that read: It’s nice to have you as an employee of West Virginia,. Your super (boss) Matt talk a lot of thangs about you. I hope you stay with us a long time. …
Jonathan G. Parker Is Sitting In Jail Reminding Himself To Log Out Of Facebook At The End Of His Next Robbery
Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
Can’t Figure Out How To Re-inflate My Head Without A Trackball
I bet I can guess the next person tofall down a manholeorjog melon first into a treebefore the story hits the news. Without a doubt it has to bethis woman.So concerned was she with letting people know her every move on Twitter and lamenting the loss of her trackball that she completely missed the bank …
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This Public Service Announcement Is Brought To You By…My Penis
Either I somehow missed a very important life lesson as a child or there’s something wrong with this guy. I mean call me crazy, but there has to be better ways of illustrating the existence of bad people in the world thandriving around with your license plate covered up and flashing people who walk alone. …
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OMG IM FALLIN IN2 UR P00P!!!1!
Not sure how to feel aboutthis one.The manhole definitely shouldn’t have been left uncovered and unattended, but had Alexa Longueira spent less time fucking about sending text messages and more time watching where she was going, she probably wouldn’t have fallen into it. Yes, there’s a lawsuit on the way, who still asks dumb questions …
I’m surprised They Didn’t Steal A Base While They Were There
Wow, another case of someone stealing something way too big to get away with stealing. This time, it was the statue of Cal Ripken Jr.’s No. 8. At least these guys had an easier time extricating the statue than our chili-swiping fools from yesterday, and they had something big enough to transport the statue, but…did …
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I’ve Stolen Your Purse, Now I’m Back For Your Heart
I could never be a criminal. There’s something about having to send the logical, common sense part of my brain on a permanent vacation that just screams no. For instance, why, if you and your buddies have just managed to rob a couple of people and get away with it, would it then be necessary …
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Red Hot Fools
I think all of these people should stay in school for longer hours. they’re obviously not getting basic things like physics and logic. Because their friend was eyeing up the giant chili pepper bolted to the roof of a Chili’s restaurant, they thought they’d get it for him. Yup, they thought they would use a …
Craig’s Forgery
So here’s a scary thought. Apparently, if you live in Texas, and your neighbours post an ad on Craigslist falsely saying stuff in your yard is available for the taking, there’s nothing they can be charged with because technology kind of snuck up on them. Uh-huh. Right. Sure. What is the difference between falsely claiming …