Here comes your first Americans try to answer questions and fail spectacularly montage of the year. Somehow this stuff never gets old, nor does it get any less depressing.
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1 Way To Be A Ridiculous Failure
Bad: Callie Rough, 37, was recently caught trying to shoplift items from the Dollar General Store in Oxford, Ohio.Worse: Her husband and 2 young children were with her at the time.Even worse than that: Among the items recovered from her purse was a copy of a book called“101 Ways to Be a Great Mom”. I …
What Doesn’t Kill You, We’ll Lend A Hand To
Here’s another one of those activist logic things I need explained to me, because I’m just not gettin’ it. Over the last few months, somebody has beenblowing up sour gas pipelines belonging to the EnCana Corporationin British Columbia. It is widely believed that the bombings are linked to a threatening letter sent to an area …
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I’d Like To Buy A Clue, Pat
Judging fromthis,it’s pretty clear that they don’t screen the contestants on Wheel of Fortune the same way they do on Jeopardy. If they do, then today we’ve learned that the aim of Wheel is clearly to give away no money. Note for screen reader people: Click the second button in the Flash movie, or whichever …
I Hear A Train A Comin’…
Here’s a scenario for ya. You’re in acar. You make a wrong turn. You realize that oh crap, you’re stuck on the tracks! What do you do? Do you get out of your car, or…do you…call 911 and ask for help? I understand the panic of getting stuck on the tracks…but get out of the …
You Think that’s A Game?
I feel like a heartless bitch for wishing the Thelma Dennis treatment on Marie-Ève Dean and company, but part of me does. Her stupidity, involving thousands of calls to 911 over a fifteen-month period in which she and her brother-in-law said nothing, blocked legitimate 911 calls from getting through. I know they say she’s very …
Somebody Bombed Bomb Training
Why, oh why, if you found a suspicious device that looked like a bomb, would you bring it *in* a building? Hopefully the police chief gets out of critical condition so he can explain it to us. the other two involved certainly won’t be sharing any wisdom.
Haven’t We All Done This Once Or Twice?
My my my, what a situation this is, and I can assure you that it’s all just a big misunderstanding. You see officer, I was not trying to suffocate this hooker so that I could take back the $100 I paid her. It sounds funny I know, but all that happened was I had this …
Who, Who, who Looks Really Stupid
Oooo! Here’s another case of negotiating with a dummy. This one involved RSPCA and fire personnel trying to coax a plastic owl off a fire pole. Firemen and RSPCA officers were left feeling like right Twit-twoo’s after spending hours trying to rescue a toy owl from a telegraph pole. A passer-by – concerned the owl …
This Needs To Happen More Often
I read this, and all I can say is heeheeheeheehee. finally, somebody actually got busted for posting one of those gang initiates are gonna shoot women on Halloween hoaxes, only he claimed people actually were getting shot, which was where the trouble started. Andrew T. Lazaro, you suck. You might not have been arrested if …