Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Here’s another one from my brother the baker. It’s always nice to know that my lack of faith in humanity isn’t unfounded. Unless your some relation to the Pillsbury Doughboy, you shouldn’t try this. Yesterday, I was slicing bread out in the front of the store when some woman came in. I’d say she was …
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Get ready for the latest and greatest from the fucksticks at PETA. I was not aware of this until right now, but apparently all of the SeaWorld parks could be up for sale because ofthe sale of Anheuser-Busch to InBev.And if there’s going to be a sale, guess who says they’ve found a backer to …
If you show up at a bank’s night deposit slot, and it has an “out of order” sign posted over it and two dudes who look like security guards standing beside it, who claim that if you give your money to them, they’ll deposit it in the morning, do you believe them? If you do, …
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Jesus! If you’re a kid in Nebraska, be very very good. Be good when you’re with your parents, your babysitter, your teachers, anyone who’s taking care of you, because if you piss just one of them off, they can legally surrender you to the state at a hospital. Yup, they can just say they can’t …
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Ok, this ranks right up there with giving doctors survival bonuses. Who thought giving kids up to 100 bucks a month for good behaviour would be a good idea? I know when I was growing up, the small rewards I got for being good, i.e. praise from a teacher or trust to do more stuff, …
Ouch ouch ouch! that has gotta hurt. I think the main reason I’m posting this story, aside from the ouch factor, is the frequent use of the word “fart” in a serious news story. Little guy, stay in England. Don’t move to Winnipeg.
Last night, I talked to another dude who does geocaching, and somehow we got talking about my theories on geocaching gone bad. He, like W.S.g, says he’s never found anything malicious in a geocache. Wow! I’m truly amazed! Maybe there’s hope for us after all. But he did tell me a gross story that happened …
There’s a reason you’ve always heard of a getaway car and not a getaway bus. Yeah, he didn’t even steal a school bus or something. After stealing beer from a convenience store, he waited outside the store at the bus stop for the bus. Dude, I think you would have been better off using your …
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Wow. I have to hope that this was Christopher Kron’s first burglary. That has to be the reason he would ignore a really loud burglar alarm, walk towards the cameras while stealing only a bottle of booze, answer the phone, and when it was the security company, give his real name, and when he managed …
If you plan to tell the cops that you are not who they think you are, it’s best to first make sure thatyou do not have your last name tattooed on the side of your head.Do I make myself clear, Sterling F. Wolfname?