You’ve got a problem. There are a couple of drug cases hanging over your head. One for being caught with meth and fentanyl and another because you sold meth to an undercover cop. You’re going to need a good lawyer, but those can get pretty expensive. What to do…what to do? I suppose you could …
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A 74-year-old Jerusalem woman accidentally incinerated NIS 10,000 to crisps in a bid to disinfect them from COVID-19, ynet reported. The woman, who has not been named, said she collected the banknotes and, while wearing gloves, put them in a bowl with bleach and microwaved them. As a result, they were set afire. The woman …
I’m Guessing The Bug Survived
I think Carin and I may have shared a building with these people at some point. Des Moines police said they may know how an apartment fire started early Monday morning. According to police, the fire started inside of an apartment at Gray’s Lake Apartments on Fleur Drive when an occupant “attempted to light a …
Today In Bad Excuses For Worse Things
The reason I have this cell phone taped to my shoe is that the pants I’m wearing have big pocket holes that it always falls through, so that’s just the easiest way to carry it. I was absolutely not taking upskirt videos, in spite of the fact that you seem to have found some. During …
Watch Where You Put That Feather
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1498819792869990402 I don’t watch the show, so someone more qualified is going to have to decide if this is the worst round of Wheel of Fortune ever played. Holy crap, though. The wheel really did not like those fellas, and that woman’s puzzle solving…what even was that? Hat? Fine. I’ll give her that one. Pretty …
Nice Work, Father One Job
I personally find this hilarious, but I imagine there are several thousand Catholics out there who would vehemently disagree with my assessment. A Catholic priest in Arizona has resigned after he was found to have performed baptisms incorrectly throughout his career, rendering the rite invalid for thousands of people. The Catholic Diocese of Phoenix announced …
We Do, However, Sideline Dumb People
Unlike way too many people anymore, I am not in the business of telling anyone what they are never allowed to joke about. In the right context, almost anything can be funny to someone. But that’s the thing. Context. Like let’s just say you’ve got a killer line about not negotiating with terrorists. Maybe save …
Great Moments In Counterfeiting
Part of me is hoping that this was done as some kind of joke, one of those things where you do something ridiculous and catch someone who should be paying attention 100 percent not doing that. Otherwise, holy Jesus. Counterfeiters often make large-denomination bills, but these guys set their sights much lower — $2 coins. …
Another Reason To Just Wear Your Mask And Shut The Hell UP
If you don’t, you might just wind up having to serve the 25 years for murder that you’ve spent the last couple of decades successfully avoiding. Police in Poland have arrested a convicted murderer who had been on the run for 20 years because he was not wearing a face mask. Warsaw police said they …
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Who’s On Fox?
Going to go out on a limb and guess that this was the smartest conversation on Fox News all day. HAHAHAHAHAHA Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle had a SNL skit night on her show. You can make this shit up pic.twitter.com/RNfyXC4FJu — Plinio Magaña León (@PlinioMx) November 16, 2021 I’m curious whether or not Laura Ingraham is …