Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Wow, there are some not so fine specimens hanging out at this buffet here, but the best part of the story was the way it was written. A dude bumped into a “lady”, or so she insisted. They apparently knew each other. She called him fat and said he didn’t need any more food, or …
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It’s a new year, and that can mean only one thing. That’s right, new stories about people humping things! First up (see what I did there?) for 2009 is Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez of Tampa, Florida. Unless somebody has come up with the $7750 required to spring him, he is currently sitting in the Orient Road …
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Last night I saw the new Maple Leaf Foods you can eat our meat again without being killed by listeriosis ad for the first time. It was pretty simple, a lot like the ones that ran right after the shit hit the fan. Company CEO Michael McCain calmly addresses us, letting us know that well, …
this is why I will never, ever, ever, try to learn to speak any Chinese dialect. I would probably try to say hello, and I’d say the Chinese equivalent of “Fuck you.”
This is funny, but in the hideously bad sort of way. Jesus turned water into Stella, you say? I’ll have to remember that the next time Steve orders a Stella…or maybe the next time he just has water.
I’ve got a bunch of things that make me go “What the hell?” when I see them on the TV, so I thought maybe if I wrote them up here, somebody could explain them. either that, or everyone will be just as baffled as I am. they’re all TV commercials. Ok, in the first one, …
I understand exactly0% of the logic at play here.I also think somebody’s not being totally honest about his usage. A man removed his clothes in front of several children to “prove to his girlfriend that he wasn’t going to use methamphetamine anymore,” investigators wrote in charges filed Monday. The man, 26, was wearing only shorts …
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This news story was a fine read, except for this sentence, which spoke to me in a louder volume than anything else the reporter could have said. Actually, it was only one word in the sentence. Can you find it? Diagnosing a child with autism is usually done when the infant turns two, but using …
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Theredneckingest story in a long long time,the one about the Kentucky woman who’s trailer home was destroyed by a combination of an incompetent mover named Pancake and a stereotypical small town sheriff, has a happy ending. Donations from California billionaire Tim Blixseth and some other anonymous benefactors havepaid for a new single-wide mobile home for …
Remember back when I talked about my quest for Yaktrax? Well, it came to an end in an unexpected way. The other day, the ice started to form. I think I first noticed it Monday night or Tuesday. I called the store I’d called before, the one who tried to sell me smalls when I …