Here’s something from the inbox. The top 10 things not to say to your significant other’s parents when you meet them for the first time. 10. Gee, Pops, you’re not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter said you are. 9. Wazzzaaaaap! 8. The water in your toilet tastes funny. 7. You got a …
Monthly Archives: September 2005
Duh I Don’t See Any Problem with This, Sparky, Do You?
I’ve had the TV on way too much, because I heard something else that made me shake my head. A commercial came on for this place called Canada Reconnect. It gives prepaid phone service to people who, for one reason or another, have had their phone disconnected. Keep in mind that most of these people …
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Money for Nothing
Some people have a lot of balls. I was messing around and found someone’s personal webpage. You know the ones. “Hello. I’m Skippy. Here is a picture of me. I just figured out that a monkey could pretty much put up a webpage now, so I thought I’d try my hand at it. Read all …
No Zits, or a Healthy Baby? Oo, Hard Decision.
I saw something on the news that made me flip out, what else is new? There’s a drug to stop acne, I think we’ve all heard of Accutane. It’s been known before to be related to depression and higher suicide rates. Ok, that’s freaky. But this time, people are freaking out at the company for …
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You’re a Racist Prick, or You’re a Latent Racist Prick.
Something really pissed me off the other day. I was at this volunteer training, and part of the training is talking about helping people who don’t come from this part of the big blue planet we live on. In the room, there were white people, some black people, some people from Asia, people from the …
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For Some Reason Moving To Denmark Suddenly Seems Like A Good Idea
This comes fromAnanova.com. The Danish government is under attack for paying for its disabled citizens to have sex with prostitutes. The official ‘Sex, irrespective of disability’ campaign pays sex workers to provide sex once a month for disabled people. The legal guidelines advise: “It could be of great importance that the carer speaks to the …
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I Have No Idea What To Call This Post
Happy Monday to everybody. I hope you’re all having a good day, and I hope you’re keeping cool if it’s hot where you are. It’s hot here, that I know for sure. Canadian weather is just fucking weird, there’s no other way to describe it. A few days ago we were treated to some beautiful …
Random Thoughts
Here we go, running through my crazy mind. I’ve been thinking about a few things, but they all seem small and insignificant on their own, so I thought I’d throw them together and see what happened. So here we go. I was in a ZEHRS the other day, and in case you didn’t know, ZEHRS …
English As She Is Spoke
“English as She is Spoke” is quite possibly the worst English language phrasebook ever produced. It was published in 1883 by a Portuguese man named Pedro Carolino who didn’t even know how to speak English. In order to compile it, Carolino used a French-English phrasebook and a Portuguese-French dictionary, which leads to a complete mess …
Yahoo Instant Computer Polluter
According tothis story,Yahoo has decided that they know better than you do what software you want to install and run on your computer and what you want your default home and search pages to be. The latest version of Yahoo Instant Messenger, which comes as a “highly recommended” upgrade, comes bundled with something like 5 …
