Don’t Feel Rejected You Reject

Well, right now I’m in the middle of work, a column due today for Salty Ham Sports and the first chapter of a story that I’ve decided to write so you loyal visitors have been rejected today. Well. I’ll put an end to that. And it’s not like there’s been any shortage of stuff to …

People I Don’t Feel Sorry For

The longer you spend in this world and the more you observe about it, the more you realize that there are certain groups of people who don’t deserve your sympathy. Certain groups of people who you shouldn’t have to be nice to, people who simply exist for you to ridicule and for other’s to take …

The Envelope Please

I just read this over onCBC News.It’s too funny not to post. Rumsfeld world’s best language-manglerLast Updated Tue, 02 Dec 2003 13:11:37 LONDON – U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has emerged the “clear” winner for a British award given to the worst mangler of the English language. The Plain English Campaign has handed Rumsfeld this …

How To Waste Time: Part 7425

I’m sure you’ve all gotten those emails with the weird questions in them. The ones that ask stuff like why do they call them French Fries if they weren’t invented there? Or, why do people say it’s colder than hell outside when everything is obviously colder than hell to start with? Well, a friend of …

To Hell With Canadian Tire

So the other day I’m at Canadian Tire. For our not-so-Canadian friends its basically a hardware/sporting goods/home supplies combination store that you can usually find what you’re looking for in. On this particular day, it is absolutely packed. There are about 7 counters, only 2 of which are opened and no less than 35 people …