Police: Suspect attacked women with superglue in Pasadena stores He would just walk up to them in drug and grocery stores and plop superglue in their hair. They don’t know why. they haven’t caught him yet. Did he used to work in the stores as one of those perfume-spraying dorks who would come out of …
Monthly Archives: July 2009
Google, Please Do No Evil
I know that Las Angeles’s computer systems are antequated, described as “Pac-Man-era technology”, but is the solution to transfer all the city’s sensitive data over to Google? This includes arrest records and other confidential city data. Hmmm. This is Google we’re talking about, ya know, the one who likes to archive people’s mail indefinitely, says …
Smash TV’s, Feel Better. Wal-Mart.
There isn’t much to this story. the only thing that keeps making me laugh is the image of Jeremy Allan Rhodes walking around Wal-Mart, first with a softball bat, next with a lamp, smashing TV’s. Why? We don’t know. All we know is he has issues and he’s in jail now. Let’s hope after the …
My Little Blind Dune Buggy
Ooo! Driving the Blind Driver Challenge Vehicle sounds like fun! Can I do it? Can I can I can I? Please? I personally would have to take a hell of a lot of training to feel confident out on the road, but this sounds like a cool idea. I’d at least enjoy driving it around …
Dear Mylo:
You live in the building with me, and have for at least as long as I’ve had Trixie. You’re a little dog. In fact, I can hold your head in one hand. I don’t know what kind of dog you are, but you’re small. What exactly is your issue with Trixie? If I’m out alone, …
Wacky Headline Of The Day
Baby Born On NYC Mass Transit For 2nd Straight Day Congratulations to the family, and happyGroundhog Day.
Cute Kid. How Old Is He In Mom Doesn’t Have Her Head Up Her Ass Years?
I’d like to ask a favour of all the parents in the crowd. Please, when your kid turns 1, stop giving out his age in months. It sounds ridiculous. whenever I hear one of you say that little William or Betty is 14 months old instead of a year and a bit or 18 months …
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The Trouble With Triple
This excerpt from Figure Four Weekly is great. In just a few short lines, it answers a question that a lot of people including me have spent a lot of time trying to answer but never nailing down quite so well. Why does Triple H irritate the hell out of so many wrestling fans? by …
When They Talk About Bedside Manner, They don’t Mean You Should Practice From Your Bedroom
A while ago I talked about sketchy doctors treating folks in sketchy places. Well, we can add Donnie Hendrix and his silicone injections to the list. Yeah, the guy gave silicone injections out of his bedroom, and killed a woman when somehow, while injecting her hips, silicone filled her lungs. How that happens, I don’t …
‘Scuse Me, ‘Scuse Me! Man with Big Balls Just Wrote A Paper
Dr. Denis Walsh has a lot of balls telling women how much pain they should or shouldn’t go through when having a baby. I figure until he can pop a baby out of himself, he doesn’t have a right to speak about how much pain a mother should go through. Sure he makes a few …
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