This letter, which appears to come from the president of For The Love Of God, Tether Your Children To Your Person At All Times Lest They Get A Hangnail Or Something International, was published in the Mercury yesterday. Stuff like this drives me absolutely nuts. Folks like these, though well meaning in their own way, …
Monthly Archives: July 2009
Boy, What A Picture, What A Photograph…
Yesterday, I asked how bad the guy looked who took a few deadly punches from the retired boxer whose house he tried to burgle. Jill didn’t disappoint. Here is her description, a fine description I must say. Okay, you asked – his “before” picture is of an average good looking young man with a devilish …
That’s Talent…Or Something
A woman blew a .413 on the breathalyser and still managed to walk a straight line in heels! That’s scary! that’s one hell of an alcohol tolerance.
Please Remain Standing…In Your Seats
A small Chinese airline is considering offering standing seats so they can fit 40 percent more people on their planes. No, I’m not kidding. They’ll still be belted around the waist though, so they tell us we shouldn’t worry. Uh-huh. How long until airlines here try to follow their lead? I mean, they already overbook …
Folks, You’re Not Helping Your Case!
The story of Willie Jeter, who stole an expensive watch from courthouse x-ray scanners amid a whole pack of sheriff’s deputies and surveillance cameras while on trial for cocaine-related charges reminds me of that old story of Jessica Cohen, who stole a cellphone from a public defender’s office. Why did she come there? To get …
You Say Potato, I Say I’ll Fucking Kill You. Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off. I’ll Even Throw You The Phone!
Ooo! More food feuding. This was over undercooked potatos and burned bread. Oh, and the chick was drunk, but still.
Big Media Gets What It Wants While The Consumer Gets Hosed…Yet Again
CRTC increases TV funding to bolster local programs, small-market stations Aside from a couple of problems, this is great news. Unfortunately the problems are A that it won’t work and B that we the consumers are going to have to pay for it. The cable companies are alreadymaking that second one perfectly clearby using phrases …
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Dear Maggie Laidlaw
Why are you making me look and feel like an idiot? Yes, me personally. Do you remember 2006? Back when we had that election thing? I used one of my votes on you. I did that because I listened to you speak and read my newspapers regularly and thought you would be a good choice. …
Out Of Gas, Out Of Luck
These two dorks should have learned from this dork that if you rob a gas station, check your own fuel gauge. There were two of ’em and neither of ’em noticed. About a mile from the station, put put splutter splutter cough stop. Then they were arrested. I never thought I’d see two gas station …
There Won’t Be Any Noise Complaints For A While Now
I’m dying to know how bad Gregory McCalium looks. the description says he looks like he’d been in a car accident when by the sounds of it, all he took was a couple of punches…well…a couple of punches from a retired boxer. Here’s a lesson for dear old Gregory. Even if you break into the …
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