If most of us found ourselves in a Cracker Barrel that didn’t have what we were looking for, we’d likely just turn around and leave. That’s because most of us aren’t Nancy A. Ward. If we were, rather than walking out and continuing the search, we would respond to our adversity by throwing apple juice, …
Monthly Archives: August 2009
That’s Not Nice, It Was Probably Just Playing
Who the fuck gets into a fight with an opossum, and over what? I can’t answer the second part of that question, but the answer to the first is41-year-old Kevin A. Temple. Temple was observed by police walking on the sidewalk holding a live opossum by the tail. He told police he had gotten into …
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What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
Yes, that was lame. Steve may want to slap me. I woke up way too early, so I decided to look for posts, and lo and behold…I found an incident of a dude gettin’ it on with something. Danny Brawner was really enjoying himself, humping the trunk of his car in a grocery store parking …
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You Want Me To What?
I know I’m being childish, but read this line and tell me without clickinghereif you think this guy is nabbing a thief or looking for dates. The security guard approached the 44-year-old yesterday at a Dapto supermarket and demanded he produce the meat from within his pants. You’re telling me that was the best way …
PETW
Advocacy Group Decries PETA’s Inhumane Treatment Of Women
Is Anything Ever This Guy’s Fault?
The New Brunswick national anthem controversy just doesn’t want to die. Erik Millett, the man who made the call to stop the daily singing of O Canada at Belleisle Elementary School while he was principal there now claims that one of the parents who led the charge to have his decision reversed is an immigrant-hating …
United Still Breaks Guitars
A while ago Carin talked aboutpoor Dave Carroll and his go round with United airlines after their baggage monkeys destroyed his expensive guitar.In the second video she linked, Carroll promised that there were more songs to come, and true to his word,here’s song 2. A lot more went into making this one than the first. …
That Was Easy
Thankfully it appears I won’t have to do much figuring out to get myAerosmith refund. Yesterday afternoon I got a call from Ticketmaster/Live Nation informing me that refunds for anybody who purchased tickets with a credit card on the phone or online would be automatic. However, if you bought tickets in person at a box …
A Message To Those On Messenger
Here’s a note to all my MSN contacts: When I say I’m at work, unless you’re one of the people I work with or you have something you desperately need to tell me that can’t for some reason go in an email, don’t message me. Just don’t. I have it on because the people I …
Pasta’s Famous!
I mentioned being room-mates with a girl and her guide dog named Pasta at the GDB reunion. Actually, it was Trixie who mentioned Pasta. Well, Pasta has been crowned Wellness Food’s pet of the month. Megan submitted the story of Pasta’s life, and they thought it was pretty cool, so up it went. Go Megan …