Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I have no doubt that what happened to this woman would suck. What I don’t like is the overdramatic stance she’s taking. She’s so angling for a lawsuit. I can tell. She claims that after ordering an iced tea, she took a sip, and got a big ol’ swig of mucous. *ug*. She showed it …
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Yikes. This unnamed woman from Pasadena is either crazy, spiteful, or a little of both. After a fight with her ex over jewellery, she took, and fried, seven of his goldfish! It’s too bad they don’t say her name, because I think people need to know who she is. If they wind up living with …
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Ug. Now there’s something I wouldn’t want to have happen. A Florida family suddenly heard something crash into their pool screen and fall into their pool. It turned out to be a naked, drunk man covered in poop. Yup. When they recognized him, he ran away, but police tracked him, Robert Stark Higgins, down. All …
I saw this article on Snopes, and the sentiment behind the quoted email made me too angry for words. Some people got upset about the Islam on Capital Hill gathering and started sending this email around saying things like As I received this news, the Lord immediately brought back to mind the words that He …
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A while ago, I mentioned the infamous incident with a room-mate and a talking watch, and I said that I had to tell that story at some point. I feel like telling it today. I believe it was a spring day, and we were all doing stuff to do with school or cleaning the house. …
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Here comes another fake kidnapping. I’m really starting to consider creating a tag for tracking these. This unnamed guy from Cambridge made up a story about being attacked outside Sidelines Sports Bar & Grill, where he was knocked unconscious, thrown into a car, later to be dropped off in Woodstock where he discovered his wallet …
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Last Christmas, I got a gift certificate to the mall from a friend. I decided it might as well be spent on a good book from Chapters. I had no idea what book I wanted, so I walked in and asked for recommendations. My only hard and fast rule was that it be unabridged. If …
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We had a few people tell us that our comments and our trackbacks stuff ran together and you couldn’t see how many comments there were. So…we decided to remove the trackback code. Simple, right? Right? Wrong! We went to the Haloscan site and tried to run the autoinstall. We unchecked trackback code. We thought, in …
What kind of freak kicks a guide dog? I guess a 46-year-old woman freak from Minneapolis does. Lynnette Lijewski and her guide dog were just walking into Target, when some woman went out of her way to hoof the dog in the jaw! What disturbs me more than this incident was what I saw as …
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Randy Cassingham linked to this video off his blog. He says it’s awesome, and others agree. He said it was an autotuned version of Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking talking about the idea of the greatness of the cosmos. You know how I love the whole autotune concept, so I thought I’d check it out. …
