After He Took All That Change, Did He Sink Like A Stone?

Remember that guy who got busted for taking 42 cents from a fountain? Well, that was nothin’. Curtis Smith got a small fortune by comparison. Somehow, in one dive into the fountain, he was able to collect $32.68! That’s insane, and it’s made even more insane by the fact that it happened in the states! …

Flight From Sanity

Imagine being on a flight with Kinman Chan. That’s a flight you’d never forget. Chan claims this was the fault of marijuana cookies. Somehow I’m not sure. Kinman Chan, of San Francisco, was flying from Philadelphia to San Francisco aboard a US Airways flight, when he began acting strangely. At first, he was waving, smiling …

Oh The Things That Enter My Head

That old “Tie a Yellow Ribbon” song came on the radio, and I got to thinking. Wouldn’t things have turned out badly if his letter got lost in the mail? That could have ruined the whole relationship. She wouldn’t have tied the ribbon, and he would have thought it was over. In the worst possible …

No Fair, It Can’t Duck Duck

I don’t understand the reasoning here, but that happens a lot. Drunken Utah resident George Eric Tangalos, 28, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree intentional damage to property and disorderly conduct during a visit to Rochester, Minnesota aftergetting into a fight with the 4 foot goose statue in the above picture. When asked by police …

Superouch

Somebody help me to understand what this man hoped would happen. An unnamed 62-year-old man holds a sledding party every year, and always does crazy things. This year, the crazy thing was strapping an improvised rocket to his back and then taking off with a sled. I guess he thought he would fly. Instead, he …

Rogers Wireless Haiti Relief Service Messages

I got a weird text on my cellphone from 1291. It said Rogers Svc MSG: Reply help to make a $5.00 donation in support of earthquake victims in Haiti. Rogers is passing through 100% of donations collected. That was it. Immediately, I became suspicious. Who was 1291? How did I know it was from Rogers? …