Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Jesus doesthisever make us look amazingly pathetic as a country. The game is on and we’re all trying to watch it, so here’s the short version: Canada isn’t leading the medal standings and won’t be owning the podium because of all the fans and their damn cheering distracting the athletes. Of course I’m serious, who …
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Nicholas Lorenzo, the fellow in the picture, is headed for trial after being accused ofputting a little extra meat on display while working behind the deli counter at his local Safeway. The woman told investigators that she noticed some motion from behind the glass door, and then saw the employee — who was later identified …
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I’ve spent a lot of time criticizing books lately. It’s nice to write about one that I liked. I just finished reading “Family Album” by Penelope Lively. Hell, I ended up finishing it because I couldn’t sleep, and now I’m paying for it, but oh well. It really is a simple book, showing how each …
I got news of this from Ann Adams. We all pay a few cents on our bill for access to 911. Did you ever think that you could be paying for it every time you want to use it? Well, the people of Tracy, California have to think about this. They can either pay an …
I just saw this post about grapes on the GDB blog. What a sad story. What’s even scarier is how many people don’t know that raisins and grapes are poisonous for dogs. I think most people know that chocolate isn’t good, but I wonder how many people have heard about the dangers of xylitol, the …
I think Dane Chan is John Rempel stupid. Just read this little excerpt and see if you agree. The 36-year-old Upper West Side woman says she first went to Mitchell’s lair — Zena Psychic on Seventh Avenue South at Bleecker Street — in October 2008, when she was down in the dumps over problems at …
So . . . yeah . . . um . . . ThatpredictionI madedidn’t quite pan out like I had hoped. Like I said in the comments, Canada didn’t play a bad game, the US just played a better one. there definitely were some penalties that Canada did not need to take and you could …
Oh boy. I love dumb criminal stories. No matter how many of them I hear, I still cackle when I get a new one. The dumbass in question is John Yarrington. He told police that Cory Noonan was selling drugs out of his mom’s house. So, they told him to buy some heroin, and then …
This is pretty dumb. I at first thought it was happening over in the UK, but I realize that no, it’s happening right here in Canada, in British Columbia. There’s a new law that says that it’s a crime for a dog to chase any animal. Yup, and all our dogs will get right on …
This is the dumbest email auto-confirm I’ve ever seen. I finally got around to making an HMV Digital account. So I make my username and my password. I get an email back saying my account has been created. Then it says here are your username and password. It gives me my username, and then where …