I really didn’t want to do this one yet. I was hoping to find something funny before I wrote about this. But I couldn’t find anything. Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz are facing some pretty serious charges because of some discipline methods they used on their kids, namely beating them with a length of quarter-inch plumbing …
Monthly Archives: March 2010
Smile For The Camera And Say "Privacy Invasion"
Here’s something that sounds positively scary, and another reason why I will never have a facebook. Never, ever, ever. There is a new application for phones being produced by a Swedish company called “The Astonishing Tribe” that is being referred to as a stalker’s dream. Why is it being called that? Well, here’s why. Say …
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Motel Six-Shooter
Wow. There definitely are some strange people out there. An unnamed man checked into a hotel for the night, seemed perfectly normal, and then shot up the room and nuked the alarm clock. Yup, he fired bullets everywhere in the room, and then put the room’s alarm clock in the microwave and turned the nuker …
>Sounds Like The Laws Need An Adjustment
>Here’s another scary little tidbit, this time for those in the US. I don’t know how it stands in Canada. If a doctor commits a sexual offense on a patient, their license is revoked for good, no more seeing patients. But if it’s a chiropractor, they can come back eventually. They just have to have …
Definitely Hosed
You have to be a special kind of drunk to drive around with a missing wheel, or a gasoline hose still dangling from the tank. But that’s what these two drunk drivers did. How does one lose a wheel? That is never explained.
When Burglarizing, Lock Your Keypad
Now there’s a butt call. Two kids decided to burglarize a house. But one of them inadvertently dialed 911 during the robbery. They never say if the call was a butt-call or what. Either way, a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old got caught with the loot. I wonder why they gave the 13-year-old’s name in the …
It’s Time For Another Overly Exciting Edition Of Things Not To Do
Today’s tip: Do not under any circumstances everplay a little game of grab ass with the police officer who has been interrogating you about sex crimes, even if all you’re trying to do is “commend her for shaking her rear end so nicely.”This will never end well, unless your idea of ending well involves sexual …
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Working Where The Sun Don’t Shine
I woke up this morning with this song in my head for no apparent reason, so I figured I’d put it in yours.Bowser and Blue – Working Where the Sun Don’t Shine (The ColoRectal Surgeon’s Song). And for the sake of name dropping, I met these guys a few years ago and they were super …
