This Ain’t Your Grandpa’s Computer…Actually Yes, It Sort Of Is

Jack Zylkin has designed what he’s calling aUSB typewriterbecause…because…ahh hell, I’ll let him explain it. The USBTypewriter™ is a new and groundbreaking innovation in the field of obsolescence.  Lovers of the look, feel, and quality of old fashioned manual typewriters can now use them as keyboards for any USB-capable computer, such as a PC, Mac, …

Are You Ready For Some Football? Not So Fast, Waterloo People

A lot is being made of the University of Waterloo’s decision tosuspend its football program for the upcoming seasonin the wake of what is being called the biggest doping scandal in the history of Canadian university sports. Everybody seems to have an opinion on it, some saying it’s what had to be done and congratulating …

Was She Paying Her Overdue Fines Back With Food?

Man, it would suck to work at the Boise public library after 74-year-old Joy Cassidy had dropped her presents into the drop-off slot. What on earth would possess her to pour corn syrup, ketchup and mayonaise into a library’s drop box, ruining whatever books were in there? They still don’t know, but hopefully, this will …

We Are Spoiled Miracle Whip, And We Will Not Tone It Down

I read the story of a HAZMAT team being sent because of a huge container of rotting mayonaise, and immediately thought of Steve’s post about cleaning out the fridge and finding that turkey gone wrong. Just imagine if we’d left the turkey for much longer. The story goes that two people were inspecting an empty …

I’ll Have The Sweater Meat Road Pizza

Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by …

At The Bottom Of This Grave Lies A Dead, Dead Man

Country singer and sausage maker Jimmy Deandied Sunday at the age of 81. I’m not positive I’ve ever had a Jimmy Dean sausage though I likely have, but what I have always had is a soft spot for his most famous song, Big Bad John, sohere it is. And while we’re at it, here’sPT-109,complete with …