I wasn’t going to post about this, but it’s bugging me. Back in April, I posted about a case where a doctor aborted the wrong fetus in a set of twins. Well, apparently the practice of selective termination is becoming more common. They call it a reduction. Way to sanitize the idea of killing off …
Monthly Archives: December 2010
Blogging By Email
I'm not sure when Google decided this would be a good idea, but I discovered a couple of weeks ago when I tried to post from a computer other than mine or Carin's that in order to sign into Blogger, I now had to solve a damn CAPTCHA after entering my username and password. This, …
Steve, Feeling Any Older?
Well, it’s Steve’s birthday again. For a couple of months, he can’t call me old. He still will, and technically he’d be right, but for a couple of months, we’re the same age. I’ve got his birthday and Christmas presents sitting beside me here, and I heard him bundling my Christmas presents into gift bags, …
The Christmas Can-Can
Here’s a song we can all relate to. I love it. It’s not the Christmas Cannon, it’s the Christmas Can-Can! This would probably sound awesome in headphones. Thanks Martin for this one.
A Friendly Word Or Two For The Nice Folks Down The Hall
Just when I was starting to feel a tinge of what you might call the Christmas spirit, here I am once again wanting to hit a few people with a hammer. Listen, anonimous pecker handles from down the hall. I don’t mind you having some friends over for drinks and fun. We’ll be doing that …
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The Worst Purple Nurple Ever
When I heard the end of this story, I let out a little shriek. We often talk about unfortunate things happening to men’s genetals, but rarely do we hear about the private parts of women ggetting disfigured. I know this isn’t genetals, but still. A Las Cruces woman learned a painful lesson about her mother-in-law …
He’ll Have To Remember What She Did To Him So He Can Try It On Big Bubba.
Kevin Funderburk had to learn that you do not mess with a certain 71-year-old woman. If you do, she will whoop your ass with a frying pan. He convinced her that he was homeless and needed a place to stay. Then he tried to rape her. She was not havin’ this, and wack wack wack! …
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Shoploafter!
Jason Lee Davis sounds like a total mess. Just look at all the charges to do with drugs, domestic violence and theft. But I think the most memorable charge he’ll ever have involves Davis crapping all over himself and the clothes he was shoplifting and passing out on the grass. Ug. Apparently he just lost …
You’re A Foul One, Mister Skunk
That has gotta suck. Folks at McClain County’s Operation Christmas were all happy with themselves. Happy happy happy. They went to pick up the toys to be delivered to lots of girls and boys, when they discovered that something else had been living with the toys. A skunk! And it had sprayed all the toys. …
Why Is The Rent Money All Red?
There are two reasons I’m posting this. First, the idea of an old lady robbing a bank and a getaway driver who had no idea he was a getaway driver is hilarious. Also, driving up to the bank in a black jaguar probably isn’t the smartest plan. I mean, you don’t blend in when you …
