Go Jump Off Something High. No Really, It’s Your Best Chance

When you live high up in a building like we do (16th floor of a 20 storey building), now and then your mind tends to wander to places you wish it wouldn’t. Places like the one where everybody gathers to wonder hey, if this thing ever goes up in flames, how are we getting out …

No, Parliament Should Not Sit Today

Obviously, we’re totally shocked by all of the insanity going on on Parliament Hill today. Hopefully all of our Ottawa friends are safe and doing well. But whether or not everyone is safe and sound, Parliament should not sit today as Michael Chong is suggesting. Wellington-Halton Hills MP Michael Chong says he wants Parliament to …

I Thought An Artisanal” Ice Cube Was A Popsicle

Dear god. Please tell me that people are not seriously willing to pay an extra dollar to have a bartender plunk an “artisanal” ice cube into their drinks. A Manhattan will set you back $14 at forthcoming downtown restaurant and bar Second State. Want it on the rocks? That will be a dollar more—for a total of $15. …

Canadian Tire Has An Accessible Flyer

This morning I stumbled into the discovery that Canadian Tire has a screenreader accessible flyer. Go to this link, give it your postal code and you’re pretty much in business. Unlike some of the others we’ve talked about here, you don’t have the option of skimming through the entire flyer. You’re browsing it either by …

We’ve Voted In Our First Municipal Election Since Moving Here

Well, Steve and I set off yesterday to vote in the municipal election, and I’d say this one was one of the easiest experiences yet. We decided to go to City Hall, mostly because I pretty much knew where that was. A couple of questions to people randomly standing around, and in we went. We …

Don’t Annoy Your Nurses. It Might Kill You.

I’m glad Daniela Poggiali wasn’t on staff at the hospital where I was. I’m sure there were times when I would have annoyed even the most tolerant of nurses. Here are some creepy lines from the story. Cops arrested a nurse in northeastern Italy in connection with the deaths of as many as 38 patients, …

No One Will Mistake Me For Canada’s Smartest Person

Oof. I love these Maclean’s quizzes, but sometimes they sure don’t love me. I just finished scoring 53% on this one. Peter Dyakowski, A.K.A. Canada’s Smartest Person, meanwhile, scored an 80. As usual, I missed a few I should have known, but they were evened out somewhat by some really good guesses. And it pays …

You Should Try Alpine Lager. Just Don’t Chug It, Because That’s Dumb

So here I am, enjoying a late afternoon beer when this pops up in my RSS reader. Chugging Is Dumb I’m not gonna lie. The ability to chug a beer impresses me somewhat for one simple reason. I can’t do it. But just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should. It really is …