A 65-year-old Iowa man could spend up to a year in jail if convicted of charges resulting from an incident that saw him riding around a Walmart in one of the store’s electric carts whilst polishing the old pricing gun. Gary Michael Sheriff was accused of indecent exposure when he “exposed his genitals to customers …
Monthly Archives: November 2020
I Miss Y’all
Blink 182’s “I Miss You” works better as a country song than it does a punk one. Fight me. I still want to know what the hell a yed is, by the way. Thanks to Matt (yes, that Matt) for the video. If you haven’t, you should give his podcast a listen. It’s a good …
Bang Your Head (It’s A Celebration)
Take “Celebration” by Kool & The Gang, “Bang Your Head” by Quiet Riot, and a tiny bit of “All Right Now” by Free. put them all together and what do you get? “Bang Your Head (It’s a Celebration)”! Yup, totally works.
Anita Notherwordforthat Has The Story
These Bizarre Ripoff ‘News’ Sites Have Turned Plagiarism Into A Business Scammers have cooked up a truly strange scheme to leech traffic from journalists. The fact that there are content mills on the internet that exist solely to rip off the hard work of legitimate reporters and writers while putting forth no effort of their …
Are You Taking The Piss?
I’m curious. Under what circumstances would you accuse somebody of being a drug addict, have him prove to you that he isn’t, and then take this news as such an affront that you feel you must throw the drug test piss cup all over him? Hold on. What’s that? This is Florida? Right. Ok then. …
Amazing Banner
I can’t play guitar so maybe somebody who does is going to tell me that playing one song with each hand like this is easier than it looks and sounds, but I’m impressed. Can you hear both songs being played? This is my arrangement of “Amazing Grace” and Star-Spangled Banner” to be played on one …
United Takes A Break
The cleaning crew seems to have, at any rate. Sam Trail, of Houston, said he and his wife were forced to sit in a seat with fresh vomit on the back, of the seat in front of them, the floor and the seat itself. “The seat in front of me was covered with vomit,” Trail …
OwMyBalls.com
I’m struggling to figure out how a castration performed in the home of a 74-year-old man with no surgical training whom you met on a eunuch fetish website could go right, but going wrong? No problem there. That’s an easy one. Responding to a Florida residence late Sunday night following a 911 hang-up call, police …
Pretty Sure Walmart Thinks We’re Morons
They keep running this ad talking about the convenience of ordering groceries from them online. Cool. I’ll stick with the Central Fresh Market because I like them more and because they actually deliver to my area, but whatever. Anyway, at the end, it mentions their “free grocery pick-up.” Well…yeah. I should hope so. Who out …
People, People, People, People, People…
iPhone 12 Pro lets people who are blind ‘see’ others around them It’s probably going to be a very long time before I get to try this out unless I happen to hit a really good sale on Steve needs a new phone day, but it sounds like it has the potential to be quite …
