What the hell? I’m sure there will be much more to this story, but as of right now, all I know is some woman in Cambridge was found consuming her pet dog. Police were called to check on her well-being, and found that she had dismembered, and was eating, her dog. Now she’s in for …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Doughnut Delivery For The Cops
We’ve talked about people coming to the police asking if they have any warrants for their arrest. Now, someone’s actually committing crimes in the hopes that they’ll get arrested! Yes, Julie L. Pennington was drunk, so drunk that she wasn’t fit to face a judge the next morning. What I’d love to know is what …
A Fire Emergency Has Been Reported In The…Back Room/Mini Kitchen!
I’ve got an update about the fire at W. Ross MacDonald School. it looks like someone was trying to use the back room as a small kitchen! Holy hell, this was the list of appliances found back there. a toaster, toaster oven, microwave oven, coffee maker and kettle were all found in the immediate area …
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The Impossible Is Only The Unfried
We heard on the weekend that there was a fire at the W. Ross Macdonald School for the Blind in Brantford. Steve, Matt and I all went there, and a few other folks who read here did too. It took forever for me to track down a news story, but here’s one at long last. …
Gees! Temper Temper! No, I’m Not Talking To The Baby!
It sounds like Holly M. Razo should steer clear of the booze. She’s probably not the biggest prize while sober, but put some booze in her and oh boy. According to this story, Razo decided to leave her eighteen-month-old baby alone at home while she went to a house a block away to drink and …
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Come On. At Least Make An Attempt.
Just so we’re clear, a hand-made sign that says “sheriff” does not constitute a police badge. Luckily, the woman he tried to pull over didn’t fall for it, and called in the real cops. How lame. Maybe he should have moved to Oakville and he would have had more success.
The Operation Wasn’t A Success, But He Was In The Ballpark
We’ve talked about people castrating themselves, sometimes while on drugs, but I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a guy trying to perform a sex change operation on himself. Ok, I understand the whole removal of his testicles thing, even though it makes me cringe, but how did he think he was going to create …
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I Guess You’re Never Too Young For Autotune
Here’s a little random Saturday morning fun. Someone…autotuned the baby. that is all.
Dead Guide Puppies Sure Aren’t Much Fun.
07 Jan, Fri, 18:56:32Google:guide dog for the blind dead puppies Oh, you looking for news about the Parvo outbreak at GDB? It breaks my heart that 5 itcy bitcy puppies died already. I hope they can save the others that are sick. Damn Parvo!
Got My New Passport And Learned Some Things
Wow. I can’t believe I started looking into this whole passport process back in September. Well, I have good news and bad news on that front. The good news is I must have filled out the form correctly, because I have a shiny new passport. It arrived while I was home with the family. The …
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