This is just a little post to wish Torie well on her quest to get a guide dog. Have you ever wondered what the process is like to get a guide dog in the UK, specifically Ireland? There are definitely some differences. For example, you already know what dog you’re matched with before you go, …
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Looks Like Timothy Placko’s Back In Trouble
Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of people looking for Timothy Placko. Everybody remember him? He’s the guy who was found with a van full of weird things like women’s sonograms and teeth. Incidentally, I never heard how that trial went. Well, I guess he didn’t get a long sentence, because the searches have also been …
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Who Knew A Personal Pronoun Could Be So Costly?
Apparently, the Transportation Department is either broke, or bored, or both. They are resorting to quibbling over personal pronouns to squeeze money out of companies. If you rent an apartment, do you consider it *your* apartment? If you invite someone over, do you say “Come over to my place?” or do you say “Come over …
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Dickheads, Dickheads, Eat Them Up, Yum!
I spend a lot of time yelling at people for not seeing jokes for what they are, jokes. But in the case of this supposed joke on a restaurant’s website, I cannot make the journey. A restaurant due to open soon in Berlin by the name of Flime has a strange request up on its …
Don’t Be So Silly!
This is another instance where I feel old. Old old old! Apparently, there’s something out there called a sillyband. I guess they’re cheap bracelets made of silicone that will go back to their original shape when taken off the wrist, er something, and kids like to wear them, trade them, doo all kinds of things …
Ask About Our Free Condomnental Breakfast
Eeewww! Just eeewww! Something tells me the Wyndham Gardens Hotel in Atlanta is going to have to keep really really clean after this story. According to the story, a grandmother had taken a couple of grandkids for a weekend of fun before they started school. They came back to the hotel and found that they …
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Well, He Found Some Ghosts…
Christopher Kaiser was with some other ghost hunters doing what ghost hunters do, duh, hunting for ghosts. They were on the hunt for a specific ghost train known to haunt some tracks at the place where it crashed back on August 27, 1891. Well, Kaiser may have found the ghosts, but not in the way …
Please Remove Your Caard…But Not With Scissors And Fists
So we have another Mark Britten, only this guy is Louis Dotti of Florida. The ATM ate his debit card. So, first he tried to get it back with scissors, how one does something like that, I don’t know. Then he started pounding on the machine with his fists, and caused $2000 in damage. How …
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One Expensive Barbecue
Hahahahhahaha! It’s a story like this that makes me giggle and giggle some more. Hahahahahahahehehehehohohoho! The story goes that Michael Wiles was drivin’ along on his motorbike, when he saw a barbecue grill on the side of the road. I guess he really thought he could use one of these, so he picked it up. …
You’re Playing With The Big Boys Now
Ryne Anderson is a special kind of dick who needs to pay for what he’s done, even if he’s only 18. People who already do the things he’s done are headed down a bad road…a road that his lawyer, DeWayne Johnston, is obviously quite a ways down. The story goes that Anderson was dating a …