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If there’s anything the business world is good at, it’s creating problems that nobody has, convincing people that they have them and then selling them something useless with which to solve them. Today’s example of this statement in action comes in the form of the EZ Cracker egg cracker and separator. Yes, no more messy …
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It was just announced on the Blue Jays game that Ernie Harwell has died at 92. I wrotean entryabout him and what he meant to me last year when he announced that he was suffering from cancer, so I’ll let that say my piece. But there’s already a nice tribute article posted on the USA …
If you’re going to sit at the computer and beat off to wrestling videos, there are a number of locations more suitable for doing so thanthe Boone County Library. This message has been brought to you buy Lester Henry, 58, who was arrested late last year for failing to come to this realization before it …
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For what it’s worth and because there are always at least 2 sides to every story, here’s a little more on Matthew Clemmens, the fellow who threw up on the 11-year-old daughter of a police officer during an incident at a Phillies game. According to his uncle Dave, Clemmens was not drunk and did not …
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>I’m not sure what to say about this, but it’sthe Iron Sheik having a nice conversation with Kermit the Frog,so what really needs saying? Amazingly nobody gets threatened with an old country humbling and this actually turns out to be kind of cute.
There’s nothing all that special aboutthis story,but I chuckle every time I read it and it happened locally so I figure that counts for something. Plus I have a mental picture of a person who thinks that he’s more important than the rest of the world and it’s nice to see folks like that get …
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Is there currently in wrestling any entrance music worse thanRob Van Dam’s TNA theme?I say no, and in fact when I think about it, there may never have been in the entire history of the business. ThatI’m An Ass Mansong that poor Billy Gunn got stuck with years ago is close, but as dumb as …
Two Jewish guys, Goldman and Hirschberg, are talking one morning. “I h-h-h-have a j-j-j-job inter-r-r-veiw t-t-t-today,” says Goldman. “Really? What kind of job,” asks Hirschberg. “I’m au-au-au-audition-n-n-ning to b-b-b-e an anoun-n-n-ncer a-a-a-a-t a r-r-r-radio st-st-st-station,” stammers Goldman. “I hope it goes well,” replies Hirschberg. Later that day they meet again. “How did your interview go,” …
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I’m not sure if “Japan’s busy golfing women” were screaming out forone of theseor if it’s a case of somebody building something just because he can, but either way, the Nice Cup in Bra has arrived! The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5-meter-long putting mat. When the user sinks …
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Genoveva Amacenda-Velona must have some enormous testicles, and I’m thinking she also has an equally opposite sense of responsibility. Amacenda-Velona, 30, was nabbed for drunk driving. But this was far from your run of the mill drunk driving case. She was nabbed for drunk driving involvinga half finished bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila sitting next …
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