Mmmm, Tastes Like Doughnuts

If you’ve ever wondered to yourself gee, has anybody ever tried to take a bite out of a police car during an arrest,wonder no more.Thanks to 47-year-old Scott Russell of Fairfax, Vermont, we know that the answer is definitely yes. Police said they were responding to 911 hang-up call from Russell’s home and when they …

Let It Snow, Preferably On This Guy’s Big, Stupid Head

James Hillier is a real piece of work. If you’re not familiar with the name, he’s one of 4 peoplebanned for life from the Grouse Mountain resort in British Columbia for skiing out-of-bounds in an area closed off due to an avalanche risk.He was warned not to, didn’t listen, and eventually had to be rescued …

What Doesn’t Kill You, We’ll Lend A Hand To

Here’s another one of those activist logic things I need explained to me, because I’m just not gettin’ it. Over the last few months, somebody has beenblowing up sour gas pipelines belonging to the EnCana Corporationin British Columbia. It is widely believed that the bombings are linked to a threatening letter sent to an area …

I’ve Got Such A Woody Right Now…A Woody And A Few Slivers…

It’s a new year, and that can mean only one thing. That’s right, new stories about people humping things! First up (see what I did there?) for 2009 is Jose Raul Moreno-Lopez of Tampa, Florida. Unless somebody has come up with the $7750 required to spring him, he is currently sitting in the Orient Road …

I’d Like To Buy A Clue, Pat

Judging fromthis,it’s pretty clear that they don’t screen the contestants on Wheel of Fortune the same way they do on Jeopardy. If they do, then today we’ve learned that the aim of Wheel is clearly to give away no money. Note for screen reader people: Click the second button in the Flash movie, or whichever …

I’m Tired. Let’s Go To The Can

Here’s one of those things I’m not sure the world really needs, not to mention one of those things that I have no idea how somebody came up with. I just found out that a patent was issued in 2004 for aForehead support apparatus that would give us guys someplace to rest our heads while …

Merry Next Week And A Happy Week After That

I don’t have a whole lot to say since Mattcovered things pretty well yesterdayand I’vesaid similar before,but I wanted to take a quick break from packing to head off for the week (absolutely) and drinking beer (as if) to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I know it hasn’t …

Swimmin’ Around The Christmas Tank

A group of Scottish researchers may have just won the most pointless experiment ever award, and if there’s any justice in this world, they’ll be earning some animal cruelty charges as well. Sharks and Rays at the Loch Lomond Sea Life Centre in Balloch, Dunbartonshire will suffer immeasurable agony in the coming days and weeks …

Back Off! Get Your Own Illness!

Last night I saw the new Maple Leaf Foods you can eat our meat again without being killed by listeriosis ad for the first time. It was pretty simple, a lot like the ones that ran right after the shit hit the fan. Company CEO Michael McCain calmly addresses us, letting us know that well, …