Unfortunately President Bush won’t be getting his sewage plant. Proposition R would have renamed the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant as the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. Supporters said it would have been an appropriate memorial to a president they blame for national woes from the Iraq war to the slumping economy. The White House …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
You Are Here?
The other day I was going through my files trying to clean things up when I stumbled across a bunch of old search terms that I forgot I had. So since this stuff never truly ages and since there’s always new material coming in, it’s time once again to make fun of our readership and …
Dude, Where’s My Car!?
I must be doing something wrong. I’ve been hammered a time or 2, but never to the point of any of the people we keep writing about here. Somebody please tell me what I should be doing to get the full value out of my booze dollars. I feel like I’m leaving quite a bit …
But I Don’t Know Why We Swallowed The Fly…
Officials in Deltona, Florida, have come up with what they hope will be the answer to the city’s serious problem with insects. The plan is tomove a bunch of bats into the area to eat them.Experts say that just one bat is capable of consuming about 1000 mosquito-sized bugs per hour, making them a good …
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This Is Funnier Than Any Of The Jokes I’ve Ever Posted Here
Honestly, for all the money in the universe I could not pen something this ridiculous. The Treatment of Bush Has Been a DisgraceBy JEFFREY SCOTT SHAPIRO Earlier this year, 12,000 people in San Francisco signed a petition in support of a proposition on a local ballot to rename an Oceanside sewage plant after George W. …
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Did You Jump?
A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his proud father to tell him the news. “So, did …
>Today’s Poorly Written Headline By People Who Should Know Better
>Florida Man Arrested In Cemetery Theft One question. How’d he take the whole thing without getting caught? Jesus, I think today is turning into lame day around here.
>Olympic Village
>Here comes the joke you’re all going to hate me for today. It might not be the only one either, I’ve got a fair bit of mail to look at. Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, “Let’s watch the registration table to see …
>That’s More Like It
>I’m sure any of you who have seen it are needing something to cleanse yourselves of theunbridled awfulnessto which you were subjected a few minutes ago. And if you’re still working your way down to that post, trust me, you’re gonna in a minute. In fact, click the link above and then finish reading this. …
Yeah They Can Edit Out The Smart People, But Still…
A TV station in Milwaukee sent a reporter out to the mall to ask average Americans questions from the United States citizenship test. Since you’re reading about this on the Vomet Comet, I bet you know how it went. That’s right, everybody knew every answer and it was concluded that the country is in good …
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