Remember Mary Strey? The one who called herself in for driving drunk? Well, now she’s pleading not guilty! Whaaat? If she was drunk and called herself in, then how could she possibly be not guilty? I don’t think that’s gonna work so well.
Category Archives: alcohol was a factor
There’s A Charge For That?
The story of Daniel L. Shilts Jr. peeing in the back seat of a police car and on a cop is about as bad as the launching of the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin. He was driving drunk, obviously so, and got stopped for it. When he was arrested, he pissed in the back …
Hungry Like The Statue
The spelling is off, but it’s too close not to include in the aptly named criminal file. Two men have been arrested and face several charges each in connection with the thefts of multiple wolf statues that are part of a public art display in the town of Abingdon, Virginia. They are brothersBascome and Ernie …
Somebody’s Been Sleeping On My Couch…And There He Is!
That does it, we’re starting a wrong house tag. Early Sunday morning, 34-year-old Christopher Paul Silga of St. Martin, Mississippi,was hit with DUI and trespassing charges after a night on the town. His troubles began when he arrived what he thought was home from the bar. Rather than being safe and sound at his girlfriend’s …
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I’m Drunk, Here’s Why.
Some of us may remember a certain epic comment thread which started because of a certain post on a certain other blog. Then things changed course, and during the course of the comment thread, this post got mentioned, at which time Steve made up the following drinking game: Rules are simple. One function, one drink. …
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Beautiful Your…Handlebars?
Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case… If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you: Be drunk at the time. Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on. Try to balance the tree …
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It’s Not Just Wood, It’s Sonic Wood
Hey Joey Wallace. Find better ways to cheer up a girl than flashing Sonic employees, ok? And stay away from the booze when behind the wheel. Hey, maybe stay away from the booze altogether. If you weren’t drinking, maybe you wouldn’t have thought that was a great idea. Then again, you would have probably thought …
Take Car. Child Onboard
Wow, Donald Crawford, you’re a fine dad. You took your five-year-old son in your big ol’ semi to a strip club in an area known for its crime and left him out in the truck. You went inside and drank for 45 minutes, managing to get so drunk that you couldn’t find your truck, so …
Dork To Door
I have to tell a little story. I wonder if the guy in the story happens to be Anthony Korazco and since this story happened, he had since relocated to Brownsville, Texas. One night, Steve came down to meet a friend of ours outside the apartment building. While waiting for the cab, a guy came …
You’re Cut Off! Oh Yeah? Well, You’re Shit On!
Scott D. Leonard should take a lesson from Erik Salmons. Quit while you’re ahead. Leonard was having a grand old time at a bar, and then he got a little too tipsy and started throwing darts at other patrons. The bartender said there would be no booze for him, something he did not like to …
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