Uh, I would like to think that if I go under the knife, my surgeon doesn’t need to be bribed into making sure I survive the operation. Obviously, the team of idiots who designed this scheme have never worked in a hospital.
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Who Wins The Medical Stupidity Prize?
Ok, so now we have a stupidity war. We have penis cream stupid versus ozone treatments via vaginal blowing stupid. Yeah, and going up and down on the bed and saying “Oh boy!” is necessary, too. And the woman’s dead now. Where was her common sense? This guy must be a total scumbag. I’m sure …
Oopsie Daisy
I’ve talked about wrong side surgeries in Rhode Island, operating room fires, and people walking around for 25 years with surgical towels still inside them. So I shouldn’t be shocked and appalled to learn that California hospitals make a lot of mistakes, but I am. Maybe it’s not the number of mistakes, although 1002 oopses …
Don’t Throw In The Towel!
I can’t decide if this guy is lucky or unlucky. He was having some pain, so doctors had a look at him. they thought he had a large tumour, so they operated to remove it and found out that it wasn’t a tumour but a surgical towel that had been left inside him 25 years …
Nice Ass, Can I Look At It?
There’s been an update to thestrange story of Brian Persaud,the New York construction worker who went to the hospital after a knock on the head and wound up in court after a forced rectal exam. The verdict has come in, andthe hospital has been cleared of any wrongdoing. There are still a few things I …
Shockingly Stupid
Ok, who thought this idea would work? Can I zap them too? In Wales, there’s a woman who can’t stop calling 999 and uttering fake bomb threats and such. Thelma Dennis often does this when she is drinking. So, after 60 convictions, they decide to try a weird therapy on her. They tape electrodes to …
>Give The Gift Of Drug Company Trinkets
>Ok, let me get this straight. an operator of several hospitals and clinics in Minnesota has decided to get rid of all the trinkets that have been given to doctors from drug companies. They say it’s a conflict of interest. Great! I understand. But here’s where I get confused. They’re going to send them to …
From Head to Toe
Ok, first we had doctors giving rectal exams to patients needing stitches in their heads, now we have doctor’s assistants licking patients’ toes during eye exams, supposedly to test blood sugar. Riiight! There are some weird folks out there.
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If You Happen To Know The Answer, You Don’t Have To Explain How
If you go to the hospital for a few stitches because you took a wack on the head, what legitimate medical reason is there for the doctors togive you a rectal exam, especially when you’re completely alert and otherwise ok? If you know the answer to this question, something tells me that Brian Persaud of …
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