One of our loyal Vomiteers, Brad, pointed this story out to me. HEALTH CAMPAIGN MAKES ‘L’ OF A MISTAKE I thought they gave you those shots in your arm. Now I’m definitely not getting one. An embarrassing spelling mistake has caused Nova Scotia’s Health Department to recall thousands of pins meant to support the annual …
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Feedback
I got a fair number of interesting responses to the relationships and cheating post from last Thursday so I thought I’d share them with you all. If you haven’t read it yet, scroll down the page until you find the one called Tough Call. These responses come from our own comment boards as well as …
Stubbornness
This was submitted by our good friend Bobblehead who has a tendency to show up, post a bunch of comments on a bunch of different things and then disappear again. She had some thoughts knocking around in her head and decided to write them down and give them to me to post, so that’s what …
Time To Start Offending People
I know it’s not Christmas but this was emailed to me a little while ago and I thought I’d post it because it’s funny and because I have the ability to post things here. Santa is GAY! I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,but I believe Santa’s gay. Christmas is a big, …
Fucking Citizens Vote
This was sent to me be a reader (apparently we still have a few) who claimed they got it off of an odd news site but gave no more details than that. I’ll overlook it since I liked the story. —Fucking Villagers Vote Residents of an Austrian village called Fucking, have voted against changing the …
How Incredibly Irresponsible
So I was just sent a link by a friend to this article on STD’s being no big deal and actually being pretty funny. I read it, thought it was pretty humourous and thought I’d put it up here for you all to check out. Pretty funny read, maybe not too reliable though. Easily offended? …
Men And Women
I have no idea who wrote this but somebody sent it to me and it’s kind of funny so I thought I’d post it here. The Difference Between Men and Women Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have …
That’s The Problem
This comment was left under my last post about not making the Olympic team. Ya, it must really suck when people ask how you’re doing and try to cheer you up and what not…..Damn them and their stupid questions, how dare they give a shit about you. After that considerate post I can’t say my …
They Just Keep Coming
Feel free to keep sending these things in, they’re great. This one even gets extra points for penising the album title. Maroon 5 – Songs about Penis1) Harder to Penis2) This Penis3) Shiver Penis4) She will be Penis5) Tangled Penis6) The Penis7) Must Get Penis Sunday Penis9) Secret Penis10) Through with Penis11) Not Coming Penis12) …
You Can’t Keep A Good Game Down
Ok, people keep on submitting these so I’m going to keep on posting the good ones. But first, a little reminder of how the game works. Grab a CD, any CD at all. List all the tracks from that CD but replace the last word of every song with the word penis. If the song …
