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I can’t decide what is worse. Is it walking around in a suit covered in shit, or plucking out your own eyes and eating them, or eating the contents of your colostomy bag? *gag!* But that’s exactly what James Orr did. Apparently he did this to try and show the judge he was mentally incompetent. …
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Hey there Matthew Don Reed. Here’s a tip. the governor would not be caught dead writing a letter to a job applicant that read: It’s nice to have you as an employee of West Virginia,. Your super (boss) Matt talk a lot of thangs about you. I hope you stay with us a long time. …
Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
Wow, another case of someone stealing something way too big to get away with stealing. This time, it was the statue of Cal Ripken Jr.’s No. 8. At least these guys had an easier time extricating the statue than our chili-swiping fools from yesterday, and they had something big enough to transport the statue, but…did …
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I could never be a criminal. There’s something about having to send the logical, common sense part of my brain on a permanent vacation that just screams no. For instance, why, if you and your buddies have just managed to rob a couple of people and get away with it, would it then be necessary …
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I think all of these people should stay in school for longer hours. they’re obviously not getting basic things like physics and logic. Because their friend was eyeing up the giant chili pepper bolted to the roof of a Chili’s restaurant, they thought they’d get it for him. Yup, they thought they would use a …
Here’s a tip. spray-paint is toxic, especially if you slather your face with it as a disguise while committing a robbery. I would tell you to ask Thomas James about the dangers of spray-paint as a disguise, but he’s kind of dead. I also thought it was funny that this robbery occurred on Sparkleberry Lane. …
I think I agree with chuck Shepherd of News of the Weird’s assessment that Hell’s totally waiting for Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez. Uh-huh, and I think there’s also a place for him if there ever is a fail hall of fame. Should we create it in honour of William Topaz McGonagall? Anyway, I digress. Let us place …
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I couldn’t find much to post, so I went back and found the story of this dumbass robbing a store in full view of security cameras. It’s not the fact that he robbed a music store in front of 8 security cameras that made me want to put it up, although that’s pretty stupid. It’s …
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Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief. I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else. Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out …