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Wow. Now robbers are using bottles of dressing as weapons, and not even bottles of dressing they brought with them. They just grab one off the store shelf and hold it like a gun. Too bad the person who he aimed the dressing at had an actual gun. I did have to chuckle that the …
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Does Francis McGinley know Gary L. Korkuc? They both have twisted tastes in food, and they’re both twisted individuals. Can you imagine being McGinley’s room-mate? You’re just in your house, loo dee doo, when McGinley, who’s been hittin’ the McGinley pretty good, comes home with 2 blood-soaked 4-week-old kittens. Was he trying to rescue them? …
This guy must spend his whole life high. That has to be it. How else can you explain this? Mark Fiasco, seriously that is his name, and Matthew Hawley, were driving along when police stopped them for having a plate light that was out and because the car came up as one whose owner had …
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Katrina Diane Camp’s little girl is very, very lucky. Apparently, she, her mother and their dog went camping, and her mother decided to have a little fun. After drinking 3 quarters of a bottle of spiced rum, she decided to go on a hike with the dog, but left her two-year-old daughter naked in the …
>We would like to congratulate the happy couple of Tara Wang and Austin DeCock on their engagement. I’m sure Austin will make Tara the happiest unit clerk in Moorhead.
People are nuts. There’s a restaurant called Big Shot Bob’s that sells 100 flavours of wings. Apparently, somebody saw the black on black crime flavour, and lost it. Without asking a few basic questions, they spread the story like mad, and people are making threatening phone calls to the restaurant, saying they’ll go out of …
This onefits into a couple of wacky categories, so it seems as good a way as any to start off the morning. A 47-year-old man identified only as Miller probably due to a slight mess-up on the part of the Rock Hill, South Carolina Herald was arrested Monday afternoon when police found him naked from …
The story of Shelby Marwan Heggs wanting to change his name kind of reminds me of this old joke. I understand why a man with a name like Shelby would want to change it. Have you met any other male Shelbys? But why in hell would he want to change it to Saint Jody Almighty …
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Wow! There are seriously people with the last name of Boob? Has anyone ever met anyone with that name? The first person I’ve ever heard of is now, well, dead. I feel so juvenile, laughing at things such as “the Boob home” or “the Samuel Boob online memorial. But…but…his name is Boob! I’m sorry, I’m …
I guess if you’re going to be going around doing things that will probably get you arrested, you might as well go all out. That’s exactly what Cincinnati woman Colondra Hamilton, 36, apparentlydecided to do. Police only pulled her over because they noticed her car had overly tinted windows, but they soon discovered why that …