Here comes another bad psychic similar to Sylvia Mitchell. This one’s ploy kinda makes me laugh. Apparently, Nancy Marks managed to convince a bunch of, well, marks, I guess, to hand over large amounts of cash because money is evil, so she should take it and make it suffer. Excuse me? And people fell for …
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Jesus Christ…On A Crutch?
Hahhahhahahhaa! Read this story, and just try not to laugh. Apparently a dude changed his name to Lord Jesus Christ, and then someone ran that dude down in a crosswalk! Hilarious writing ensues! I really don’t have any more to say.
This Is A Hold-Up…And I Can’t Hold It.
I know robbing a place can be stressful, but it’s always good to wait to relieve oneself until you get home, wouldn’t you say, Sean P. Almond? Peeing right behind the store you just robbed, while holding the stolen cash, is probably not going to lead to a successful getaway. Hehehe, and his middle initial …
The SEC Diddled While America Burned
Ann’s been sendin’ me stuff all over the place. Thanks Ann. Here’s a scary thought for Americans. Isn’t it comforting to know that the Securities and Exchange Commission, ya know, the ones supposed to be watching over the country’s financial industry, were watching something else while the economy took an enormous crap. They were watching …
If There’s Ever A Good Time To Give A Fake Name To The Cops, This Might Be It
When you’re pulled over and tests show that you’re almost 4 times over the legal blood alcohol limit, telling the friendly officer “Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!” is never a good response. But when you’re sporting the nameZachary R. Duis,it makes things seem that much worse.
With A Name Like That, I’d Think Dancing Would Be The Least Of Their Problems
Hahahha, I can’t help but snicker. There is a high school having trouble with people grinding at prom. But…can you expect anything else when it’s called Licking Valley High School? Hehehe, I’m so easily amused. I also love that there was a penalty *box* where people caught grinding were sent. It doesn’t get much better.
It’s The Town’s Fault!
How did Tom Stienstra and Stephani Cruickshank think they were going to get away with growing marijuana in a town called Weed?
People Who Don’t Like It Can Go To Fucking Hell. No, I mean The Brewery! Really!
Remember the town of Fucking, Austria? Well, they’ve been mentioned in another news story. A german brewery has gotten the ok to call a beer Fucking Hell, and put the words “Fucking Hell” on clothing, supposedly because the beer is being named after the town of Fucking, and the word Hell means light ale in …
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Why Not Change The First Name To Chester?
If you’re going to buy a five-year-old child, your name had better not be Patrick Ange Molesti. If it is, then you’re just doomed. As an aside, I wonder if the child he was trying to buy was Gavin.
He’ll Be Dumped Now
Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too …