The Jays drafted a pitcher named Asher Wojciechowski yesterday. I don’t know what kind of arm he’s got or anything, I’m just imagining him and Marc Rzepczynski pitching in the same rotation some day. And you never know, with the way free agency can go and how a big trade can come out of nowhere, …
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These Are Your Balls. This Is Your Lack Of Balls After LSD. Any Questions?
Gees! If you ever get the strange desire to take LSD, don’t try any in Arcata, California. Police there have had to deal with one hell of a lot of people who are screwed up from the drug. They’re not sure if there’s some contaminated stuff going around, or if a lot of people have …
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>That Name’s Gonna Spell Embarrassment
>You know how you hear about some women hyphenating their names? Well, here are some examples of hyphenations that were really really bad ideas, and perhaps should have been thought through before they became legal. In case anyone has trouble with the slide show, here we go. Traylor – HookerHardy – HarrPoore – SappLooney – …
Fortune-Taker
Here comes another bad psychic similar to Sylvia Mitchell. This one’s ploy kinda makes me laugh. Apparently, Nancy Marks managed to convince a bunch of, well, marks, I guess, to hand over large amounts of cash because money is evil, so she should take it and make it suffer. Excuse me? And people fell for …
Jesus Christ…On A Crutch?
Hahhahhahahhaa! Read this story, and just try not to laugh. Apparently a dude changed his name to Lord Jesus Christ, and then someone ran that dude down in a crosswalk! Hilarious writing ensues! I really don’t have any more to say.
This Is A Hold-Up…And I Can’t Hold It.
I know robbing a place can be stressful, but it’s always good to wait to relieve oneself until you get home, wouldn’t you say, Sean P. Almond? Peeing right behind the store you just robbed, while holding the stolen cash, is probably not going to lead to a successful getaway. Hehehe, and his middle initial …
The SEC Diddled While America Burned
Ann’s been sendin’ me stuff all over the place. Thanks Ann. Here’s a scary thought for Americans. Isn’t it comforting to know that the Securities and Exchange Commission, ya know, the ones supposed to be watching over the country’s financial industry, were watching something else while the economy took an enormous crap. They were watching …
If There’s Ever A Good Time To Give A Fake Name To The Cops, This Might Be It
When you’re pulled over and tests show that you’re almost 4 times over the legal blood alcohol limit, telling the friendly officer “Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!” is never a good response. But when you’re sporting the nameZachary R. Duis,it makes things seem that much worse.
With A Name Like That, I’d Think Dancing Would Be The Least Of Their Problems
Hahahha, I can’t help but snicker. There is a high school having trouble with people grinding at prom. But…can you expect anything else when it’s called Licking Valley High School? Hehehe, I’m so easily amused. I also love that there was a penalty *box* where people caught grinding were sent. It doesn’t get much better.
It’s The Town’s Fault!
How did Tom Stienstra and Stephani Cruickshank think they were going to get away with growing marijuana in a town called Weed?