Here’s a case of someone who’s going to be scarred for life. an aptly named man named James Looney decided that he had to give his girlfriend a lesson in gun safety. His method? Hold a gun to his own head and ask her if when he pulled the trigger, it would go off. the …
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I Had No Idea Those City Holiday Parties Were So Crazy
Well, I suppose that if mystery marijuana is going to show up anywhere,High Streetwould probably be the most likely place. If these plants ended up in the city-owned basket any way other than some kind of mistake in a flower order, police should have no trouble catching a suspect. Seriously, how fast could a person …
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Salvation Army Brats
It looks like Gloria Ballard has caught Roger Stephens Disease, and I think it’s in a far more severe form than what Stephens himself exhibits. She grabbed a two-year-old who was annoying her somehow, put him over her knee and smacked him 3 times. Then, in court, she tried to claim she gently hugged him …
Painting A Picture Of Stupidity
Here’s a tip. spray-paint is toxic, especially if you slather your face with it as a disguise while committing a robbery. I would tell you to ask Thomas James about the dangers of spray-paint as a disguise, but he’s kind of dead. I also thought it was funny that this robbery occurred on Sparkleberry Lane. …
Funny The Way It Is…
“At 12:40 a.m. Sunday, Park Police arrested David Matthews of Carlton Avenue, Cohoes, who police allege forcibly touched and groped a 20-year-old woman near the Hall of Springs outside SPAC at 9:30 p.m. Saturday, according to City Court records. “Park patrons directed police to the woman, who told police that Matthews, 18, had sexually abused …
We’ll Let You Out Of Jail, It don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White.
Originally, I was just going to post this because of the guy’s name. Falsely released while being held for public intoxication was Richard Daniel Wines. I guess he drank a little too much of the wine. But I now have questions. He got out by saying he was a 34-year-old black man. He’s an 18-year-old …
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Your Argument Has No Teeth, And Neither Do You
I was just thinking. We haven’t had a good weirder than weird story in a while. Here’s one. Robert Henry Stahl has a thing for getting in fights with people and then trying to snatch their dentures from their mouths. Why? And how does he know they have dentures? Does he only fight with people …
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You Are Carrying A Banana. Do You Want To Eat It?
John Steven Szwalla is a strange individual. he decided to rob a store. His weapon? A banana! He hid it under his shirt and made it look like a gun. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong guy to rob, because he was swiftly grabbed and held down by the store’s owner and another patron, and the …
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Guinness Book Of World Riches
Our old friend Jonathan Lee Riches is doing what he does best, suing! Who is he suing now? I can’t stop laughing. He’s suing…*snort*…the Guinness Book of World Records. Why is he suing them? I’m not sure. Most obviously, it seems that he doesn’t like the names they’ve stuck on him, names like “The litigator …
>We Find The Defendant Guilty Based On Name
>Arrested recently in Florida on a DUI charge wasRandy Joe Beverage.